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STAY AND ENJOY!!!



Here`s a laugh for you guys...

Some return lines for the pick-up lines the fellas use:

Man: Where have you been al my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.



Man: Haven`t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?



Whassup, Black Planet?!?

Just saying thanks again to all the weird people who have made my time here so enjoyable. Ladies, I DO have a special person in my life and my main reason for being here is not to HOOK UP. I do like to talk about almost anything and will. So don`t be shy. There are a few crazy looking pics down below. Remember: Beauty is only skin deep, AND MINE IS BURIED RATHER DEEP.





Cards you will NEVER see from Hallmark:



"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you`re not here to ruin it for me."



"Thanks for being part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!"



"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."



"I just want you to know that I`m sorry for what happened, especially since you survived."



"I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected. While I`m dreaming, I wish you weren`t so damn ugly."





You guys asked me to leave a few of the most important rules here..so they`ll be staying a little while longer.



Rule #723: If you are complimenting a guy on his six-pack, you`d better be talking about his choice of beer.





Rule #1,755: Friends don`t let friends wear speedos. Ever. ISSUE CLOSED.





Rule #451: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to belch and talk at the same time.



DON`T FORGET THE GUEST BOOK



Also. Stop asking me to post a pic on my page. Here are a few. I`ll be taking down soon so you won`t have to look at my ugly mug for too long. SMILE

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