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Subject: FW: Nine words women
use:






NINE
WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)
Fine:
This
is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need
to shut up.
(2)
Five
Minutes:
If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing:
This
is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
(4)
Go Ahead:
This
is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh:
This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)
That's Okay:
This
is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's
okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks:
A
woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome' . that will bring on a
'whatever').
(8)
Whatever:
Is
a woman's way of saying
F--
YOU!

(9)
0h Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man
to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result
in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #
3.
*
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they
can
avoid
if they remember the terminology.

*
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they
know it's true!!!

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