< For those of you who are promoting yourself or your business, stop sending me invites. Do you realize that you have to pay if you want to have a commercial or some ad on tv. If you didn't know, well, now you know. And when you know better, you do better. I'm not advertising you for free. This is my little piece of BP, not yours, and I'm not promoting you for free. I could, however, advertise you on this wonderful page of MINE for a small monthly fee. Damn people always want something for free. Well, it ain't happening here. Go promote your future rap career or whatever somewhere else.
I've had these up for a while and I still like them. RULES FOR THE HUSBAND
1. Foreplay is a must (except in situations where your wife wants to get straight to some hardcore fu@king). As always, the decision is up to her
2. Licking the Pu$$y is a must
3. Never ask your wife for dinner, this is why there are restaurants
4. Never leave your clothes laying around, this is strictly forbidden
5. Never ask your wife to wash your clothes, do it yourself
6. There will be no boys night out, you're not a boy anymore
7. Never question your wife when she has womens night out, she needs time to unwind, time away from you
8. There will be no beers in the house. However, you may drink on your way home from work, but only after the life insurance policy has been taken out on you and at which time you may drink as much as you want while driving home from work. You might want to take the highway home. Feel free to go above the speed limit.
9. There will be no joint accounts. Your check is to be directly deposited into her account, she will pay the bills and give you what you need
10. You must always have a job with no more than 1 day off. If you have more than 1 day off you need to find a second job. You should also leave for work before the sun rises and come back after it sets
11. Your day off from work should be spent cleaning the house, cooking or ordering food, preparing bath for your wife and whatever else she thinks of
12. You will give your wife sex when and where she wants it. If you @um quick you will be sleeping on the couch or floor for a week or more
13. You should never ask for sex. Your wife will let you know when the time is right
14. Your wife birthday is to be celebrated, a great feast. You should thank her parents for allowing you the honor of being her husband
15. Never argue with your wife, she is always right
16. Cheating is forbidden, don`t even think of it, and if you ever do it then it is obvious that you have too much time on your hands and need another job
RULES FOR THE WIFE
1. There are no rules for you, whatever you say goes 
