NOW ABOUT ME
NAME: Uric aka K.C.
CURRENT LOCATION: Brooklyn, New York
COLLEGE MAJOR: Computer Graphic Design
HOBBY: Basketball, Soccer, Taekwondo
OLD SCHOOL: ENNIS HIGH
REPRESENTIN: ENNIS LIONS
LOCATION: ENNIS, TEXAS a.k.a E-TOWN
CLASS GRAT. OF 2001 (IT`S ALLBOUT 01 BABY)
CURRENT COLLEGE: U.T. ARLINGTON
REPERSENTIN: THE MAVS
LOCATION: ARLINGTON, TEXAS
ORGINALLY FROM: THE CARIBBEAN
The island of: ST. VINCENT
Listen 2: R&B, HIP HOP, & Reggae
We always hear the rules from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
you're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
U have no control of it. Let it be.
3. Shopping is NOT a Sport. And no,
we are never going to think of it that way.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us witha problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after 7 days..
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. So don't ask us.
11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. have no idea what mauve is.
16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
17. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you're prepared to
discuss such topics as pick and roll, the shotgun formation, or nascar.
21. You have enough clothes.
22. You have too many shoes.
23. We're in shape. If we're fat Round is a shape.
24. Sleep on the couch but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
R.I.P
KIRK LITTLE(1980-1998)
Nigg@, we done been through a lot of sh*t together.
U know U were like a brother
2 me and I'm sorry I wasn't there when it all when down but know I got nothing
but love 4 ya but I'll always remember the day I received that 1 call.
Damn, my condolences
FACTS OF LIFE
1.) STDs are the most common diseases in America,
next to the common cold and the flu
2.) 1 in 5 Americans are presently infected with an STD
3.) 12 million new STD cases are reported each year, 33,000/day
4.) 45 million Americans are infected with an incurable STD
5.) 35 to 50 different kinds of STDs exist 80% of those infected
with an STD do not develop the initial symptoms
