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THE 12 Types of Female

1.Ms. Gold -Digger

Advantages

a. You have some one to manage your money.

b.She alway look good.

c. She make your other niccas jealous.

d. She make you look good.

Disadvantages

a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.

b. She make sur she has a cild by you to sue you for cild cupport.

c. Once your nicca come up she'll be on his arm the next day

2. Ms.Freak (secret lover)

Advantages

a. She know all the right positions.

b. She'll try everything more than once.

c. You're never unsatisfied.

d. She'll do all the thing your girl won't do.

e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages

a.Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.

b. She start to act like she's your ''main''

c. She messes wit ya boy and act like you in wrong for telling her that sh's a freak.

d. Eevntually her puddie gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Ms. Independent

Advantages

a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.

b. She intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.

c. She's great for (business) conversation.

d. She keep it real and has goals.

e. She know how to please a man.

Disadvantages

a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.

b. She will consider you another one play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages

a. She's top of the line.

b. She stays looking like a fantasy.

c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.

d. She considers herself a ''model''

e. Get you on hard whenever you see her.

f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages

a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.

b. She honestly lack confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.

c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.

d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nicca is gonna try to get her.

5. Ms Tomboy

Advantages

a. She's cool and laid back.

b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.

c. Of course, she loves sports.

d.Her body is athletically divine.

e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.

f. She's diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages

a. She'll remaind you too much your nigga.

b.She might not want to change her apperance.

c.She might actually beat yuo in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms Ghetto

Advantages

a. She' s not afraid of other female or male. She will fight to keep you.

b. She's down for you. She'll be there bail you out of jail.

c. She's always stays fresh.

d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation

e. She keeps it real and keep you satisfied.

Disadvantages

a. She doesn't know how to act in public.

b. Your mama can't stand her.

c. You get into with her every other second.

d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.

e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.

7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages

a. She's always there for you.

b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.

c. Your can mother loves her.

d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.

e. You are her first everything.

f. She make you feel like a man.

Disadvantages

*. She's an A or B situation either:

A. You're not gonna get any unitl ya'll are married or

B. She said she's never done - she said she's nver tried- she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.

8. Ms Main

Advantages

a. She is the one you respect.

b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.

c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.

d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages

a. She starts  getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.

b. She  will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your a**

9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages

a. She's fun and spontaneous.

b. She's down to earth .

c. She love you unconditionally.

d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone love her.

e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages

a. Don't you break up with her. She will your a**.

b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.

c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.

d. She will consider herself wifey even of she may just be that chick on the side.

e. F***ing with her can make your life.

10. Ms. I have a man

Advantages

a. She may have a man but she'll messs with you anyway.

b. She looks good.

c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

 Disadvantages

a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.

b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.

c. if you pisss her offf she'll get her man to come beat you a**.

d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets  pissed offf at her real man.

 11. Ms. Tease

Advantages

a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.

b. She intelligent , athletic respectable and SEXXXXXXY.

c. She's  know how to you on without touching you.

d. Everything she does is just so sensual.

e. She  can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.

f. Every time you see her you catch mini orgasm.

g. Every nicca wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her firsts.

Disadvantages

a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it .

b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.

c. She get you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MRS. RIGHT

Advantages

a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses alll of these descriptions.

b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny outgoing,determined, strrong and classy.

c. She can cook or at least ored a male that is just like your mother's.

d. Her personality is just beautiful as her body.

e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.

f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.

g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
 

h. She makes you recognize your full  potential as a man and completes you.

i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.

j. She's not afraid to telll you the truth and set you straight.

k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.

l. You love being around her more than your boys.

m. You share your most intimate moments with her without sex.

n. You can have a argument with her, then the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love makeing fest ever.

o. She's always willing to find a way to work out work out your problems and will often take most of your s***. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.

p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

Disadvantages

a. You've probably met her or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go

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