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A teacher asked her class, What do you want out of life? A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals" The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back A jaguar in the garage A tiger in the bed And of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." lol love it!

 

So this use to be the section where i'd have a clever and eclectic saying about who i am and my mindset but unfortunately some of you people don't know the first thing about respectability or decency (yes respectability is actually a word). i've decided to go out of my way to fill some of yall in based on what i've encountered.....you're welcome.

 

1. i am not a hooker. i dont care how much money you have or think you have i will not entertain you or your friends when you come in town so stop asking...I'm not the welcome wagon!

2. i'm not asking for award winning grammatically formatted sentences but a complete sentence with subject verb agreement is the bare minimum. i'm not a difficult person, in fact quite the opposite because i've been told that i'm incredibly fun to be around, it's just that everyone seems to think that just because it's the internet you don't have to conduct yourself properly....WRONG!

3. i feel it's ridiculous i have to say this but the answer to all your idiotic sexual questions is NO! You cant touch, lick, feel, taste, toss, poke, or ram anything so don't ask.

 

Ok now to the fun!! I enjoy swimming, snorkeling, long walks on the beach, spades, xbox360, shootin pool, clubbin, watchin movies, reading novels, playing sports and cooking. Aside from that, the main stats are on the left, if anything important is left out just click the little note button, formulate a complete thought and sentence and click submit. No guarantees i'll answer but hey you'll never know til ya ask. Like my mom says "don't ask won't know". Simple enough eh?

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