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FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT GAVE UP ON RELATIONSHIPS, TRUE LOVE~ TAKE IT FROM ME, DON'T GIVE UP~ PATIENCE IS A GIFT. WHEN WE ARE PATIENT, WE LEARN MORE AND WE ARE MORE CAREFUL OF THE CHOICES WE MAKE IN LIFE.

SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR~ A skinny little white guy steps into an elevator occupied by this huge black man. The big guy sees this little guy staring at him and looks down, he says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle,3 pound right testicle, Turner Brownâ€. The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to by shaking him. "Are you okay?" asked the big guy. In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What exactly did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always ask me." "I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ... Sweet Jesus," Thank you I thought you said, "Turn around!".

To anyone and everyone that visits my page- thank you. With a kiss on the cheek.  

And it goes a lil' something like this
What's Up!! What's Happenin'!! I'm feeling great. And as sexy as I can be. Like a fresh bowl of untouched fruit. Apparently, the time is right, The right man has found me. I know other men don't want to hear about another man. Finally, I can open my mouth and say, "Damn!! What the heck was I thinkin! As most of YOu guys know, I was once dealin with someone, I'm single again. This time, I know how, unlike my girl Trina. The brotha I was dating: I learned he didn't like to bathe or shower!! You learn alot about a person when they move into your home. Since the break up, I've focused my energy elsewhere. The best way to get over a old man, Is to get under a new one- Kim Williams. I know we had some great & bad times, I've learned alot. I just hope to never run into another guy like him. Well being single to me means: taking time out for me. Welcoming a new day of cold nights. Hell, I don't mind it sometimes. I used 2 feel like a chef. Nowandays, I just come home, strip naked & let the water flow all over me without my phone chirpin in the middle of my bath and a agrivating voice asking me "did you cook tonight babes". Now, for the Men that understand me. What man wouldn't want a woman like me? Loves to cook, shop, watch or play football, and give herself to her man. Until then, I'll be posted up right here in the sleet hail or snow., prosperityandunity@hotmail.com

THE DREAM WOMAN IS ON THE WAY: you may not know this or know of her right now but, just like when I started dating Michael, I really didn't like his presentation at first. But looks were decieving. Under "The thug" was a boy waiting to be molded into my man. That's what us women do. We mold our men. We basically shape our men into what we need them to be to us and vise versa. we may not admit it off the break but, that's what''s goin down.

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