2silly just chilln ... snacks and her friend crunchy found out where i live... they stalkn.. i hope the sun make em pass out before they find me - July 06, 2011 add/view comments (0)

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Hey whats up.. Just chilln think'n of when i will find love again..My esteem is kinda low these days.. My ex was 400 lbs.. she says 380 but thats still 400.. and she cheated on me with the waiter at EBEETHANG SMOUTHERD SOUL FOOD BUFFET. And used to abuse me by sittn on me all the time.. And slappin me with her right BOOB!! everytime she was having a moment ( i never understood why it was allways the right one??).. Anyway I have had several bones broken, and skin lacerations from sleeping in the same bed as her rollin over on BBQ cracklins, and kettle cooked potatoe chips. I even had to be hospitalized for accidentally sleeping on a cherry now later which melted in my side causing me kidney damage. and have had several operations during our relationship... Most resently i had total hip replacement surgery. So now that im a free man (while living in fear). I am lookn for a woman that is very angry, mean, an bitter, being bipolar is a plus, got 6 kidz by 9 different baby daddys , half of them in prison, a woman with friends that try to break us up even though they want me for themselves cause they know I get food stamps. A woman that will pick a fight in public cause people laughn at us.. knowing i cant fight. A woman that will go over her friends house and talk behind her back, about how tryflin they are knowing good and well that roach came out her purse!! A woman that tells me all her friends business behind they back, an talks so much that my ears peal.. and wont stop talkn even if they bleedin. A woman that cooks day in and day out and aint made me one samich.. A woman thats not ashamed to take a bath with me and POOT in the water and says " thats for last night boo ".. you feel me? An affectionate woman that will squeeze me till my ribs crack.. A woman with family members who dont think im good enough for their daughter which happen to be alcoholics that go to church.. A woman whos kids get suspended from school because they lunches are too big. A woman with half her kids in juvenile for beating up her last boyfriend that came in tryn to make them clean they room.. I am real cool, easily whooped, and get foodstamps.I cook, clean, wash dishes and i get along well with your kids no matter how many you have especially if your kids are bad as hell.. or on probation. Oh and P.S. if you got Rats n Roaches its a plus.. hell i grew up with them