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Thanks you for stopping by my page. Let me know about the ravings of a man that is social, politically and emotionally a** out. In addition, the pics are kinda old cus I am locking my hair now. OH DON'T SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST WITHOUT SAYING HELLO OR TELLING ABOUT YOU!!! HOW ARE WE GONNA BE FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN'T INTRO YOURSELF!? NOTE: I will switch from the Kings English to my roots so bear with me. All ideas are welcomed and wanted. Agree, don't agrees, but sound off. Peace! When I got (yes I know got ain't proper but neither is ain't) my Masters in Public Administration it ushered in the New World (said in Booming god like voice). Before I take over the country, I need to get my company off and running but as the new leader of the free world, I will admit ...I did inhale, and I did have sexual relations with that woman! So everyone get your shyt in order because when I begin ruling the world you all have to adhere to the new rules. 1. People who talk loud on their cell phones, I will begin to talk back to them especially cus its not my conversation. If I have to listen I am gonna participate. 2. Checking fees cannot exceed the interest rate. 3. People who do not discipline their bad azz children, we will! 4. People, who go on shows like Jerry, Sally Jesse etc, will be deported. It is not cool to have sex with you sister and be her pimp too, but it is worst to let 3 million people know about it. 5. All drugs will be legal. "Man up" and handle your high! 6. Athletes and entertainers cannot earn more then people who work in public schools. 7. Black male athletes and black female executives will only be allowed to marry whites after they pay an out of race tax. I don't care if they get with white people but many of yall do See I will throw yall a bone here and there. 8. Black children will be educated instead of being stamped ADD or ADHD and put in Special Ed, and passed along. 9. BET will be designated as Public Access and all hosts of every show will be jailed for getting on my nerves. 10. No one under the age of 18 can have products that are pricey (furs, leather anything, any shoe that cost more then $70) 11. The older you get the small your car must be (no old folk wrapped in metal where you see just hair and knuckles in your rear view mirror). 12. Every home will have 3 coffee cans of grease on their stove (pork, beef, and chicken/fish). 13. Tofu is illegal; cuss that is just plan wrong and No one is allowed to say that turkey or chicken sausage tastes just like regular sausage. CUS IT DON'T!!! 14. Phrases like: "it's all good", "Holla!" "What's really good", or referring to anyone as "son" will be outlawed 15. Sistas are not allowed to tie anything around their waist to hide their butt. CUS IT DOESN'T if you're lucky!!! 16. Doo Doo Brown is the National anthem. 17. All line dances will be illegal. Get the hell out the way and stop stepping on my feet! 18. There will be two versions of every sport: "the all natural League" and "the all Steroid Performance Enhanced League". I believe in the purity of sports but I do what to see someone run the 100-meter dash in 3 seconds and someone 360 dunk from half court 19. Black Planet will actual work Ok I may not be able to change that one. 20. These rule are subject to change due to my mood or how drunk I maybe. Anyone who cannot conform to these lifestyle changes will be sent to re-education camps. If after that you are still enable to adapt, you will be deported to a state that has less then 5million black people in it (UT, WY, ND, SD, MT, etc). Ok...My Stats are I am a lean, tan, pierced (ears only), 1 tattooed (for now), 6`5"man, living in Brooklyn, NY. Bighting, wit, brutally honest, open and flexible, so I will say ahead of time. "I`M PLAYING!" I am also down to earth, silly, and passionate. I have been separated for many years (we are not getting back together so don't ask!) and have 4 children who live about an hour and a half from me. Most people see me as a conservative and full of myself, but I am anything but. I don't take this place (earth) seriously outside the social issues. People also think I am trying to be contrary but its not that I want to I really think like this! Now don't let the smooth taste fool you! because "I wear the mask". I am a bad boy. I am all id and super-ego. I really don't have a filter. My interests are extremely eclectic. A basketball junky, love to cooking, dancing I am an avid reader, I enjoy satirical comedies, indies, documentaries, and foreign movies, a good thriller and crappy action or sophomoric comedy. I am an avid reader and am usually in 3-4 books at a time. They tend to be social and political commentary, satire, or history in nature. I am in to most arts (can't do opera). I am a triple threat, I am ghetto, a cocoanut and country. I equally comfy in a Juke Joint as well as a function at the Waldorf. I am usually 2 places at once (spending time with my kids, playing or coaching basketball, chilling in a lounge, in bookstores, coffee shops, just taking a walk, and in the summer time I am on the beach. I can't spell to save my life, but can be verbose. Don't like phonies, pretenders, control freaks, narrow minded people, people who leave no margin for era or just plan MEAN! My freakiness score is: 494 Are you a freak? Find out your freakiness level. My philosophy is to work every day on your personal universe and everything you need will come to you. My universe is timeless, and eternal, and grows everyday. What I am looking for is simple but seems hard to find. I am looking for witty, lighthearted people who are up for almost anything. My quotes I take to heart are, "...If you don't have anything good to say about someone...COME SIT NEXT TO ME!" No I am joking. They really are: "The point of the journey is not the goal, the point of the goal is the journey." "If it is to be it is up to me!" "I was born with nothing, and at my present age I have lost very little of it!" "Don't play the game, be the game." "Get out your own way!: "You network is your net worth" I am looking for something simple. People who are about something, and not things. People who are working on expanding their universe and are willing to let me experience a piece of it. People that know how to pack light, or better yet leave the bag at home. PEACE from the SUN God
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