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YO`what`s up BP? I am Da Brain. I'm pleased to say that i'm what you people out there classify as REAL. let me explain for a second: I am a GOD FEARING MAN. if you are a woman that feels the same way then that's just perfect and i hope the best for you and would love the chance to get to know you better. Now i don't hold my tongue for ANYBODY. Been that way for years. If i have something to say, i'm going to say it, don't matter what you think about it, like it or not i'm going to be ME ....UNDERSTAND? I am a Poetic Black Rapper..........
I would like to say something to all the Brothas. My Brothas Women like for you to listen to them and do things for them and take their feelings into consideration. Even though she made you mad be a man and apologize don`t point fingers. Just BE A MAN about what you do, don`t hide anything cause then you are acting like a little boy, and it's the little things that women see about us that they like and don`t like.Now with that said, ladies treat your man right do things for him and if you do and he doesn`t show you any kind of love then stop don`t keep doing it cause nothing is going to change. Make him earn every thing don`t just give it to him. And if he cheats on you and you want him back get him back if not TO HELL WITH HIM, don`t chase someone that doesn`t want you.The beauty of a FEMALE is only HALF of HEAVEN without her touch....JUST HALF YA'LL YA' HEAR ME???? This is what many men fail to cherish. on that note, many females fail to understand the heart of a gentleman.How do you expect me to respect you when you don`t respect yourself? Where do you stand on that line that seperates a woman and a girl? Keep it real with yourself and others will keep it real with you i don`t talk to GIRLS or LITTLE LADIES i only talk to WOMEN who are mature and know what they want in life.FEEL ME PEOPLE?

Things I HATE About BP
1) What happened to the lil` flashin' arrow that let you know you had notes? I would like to know if I have notes without havin to go to the home page.
2)Wuz`up with the BP dating service? Didn`t ya`ll know that BP was a dating service all along?
3)The Voice thing??? C`mon now ya`ll...I wish I WOULD pay $1.99 a minute to talk to somebody when all they gotta do is send their number to me in a note. DUH!!!!
4)Wuz` up wit all the girls with names like "i`m a dyme" and "Da realest %#&@$!" wanting respect from males? If you had a lil class, maybe you`d get some respect.
5)I really wish BP would stop with the damn popups...I know yall gotta do it to make money...but nobody reads them...sorry to break the news to ya.
6)What`s with the one word notes??? Talkin' bout "hi"...what the %#&@$! am I supposed to do with that? I mean..what actually possesses you to put only "hi" in a note??? I don`t get it..somebody explain it to me please...
7)Stealin pictures...all I gotta say is....why? I mean..if you`re ugly, then you`re ugly. There`s nothin` you can do to change it, so why put up fake pictures??? Just work with what you got...one person`s trash is another person's treasure...but if you're butt ugly then god help ya`.....


Things I Look For In A Woman
1. first off you gotta be MATURE(NO little girls...you know who you are don`t front for me)
2. Intelligent( i mean a girl that can read a book without saying"what`s that word?")
3. Keeps it real (no lies)
4.Someone i can just have hanging with me sometimes, you know, a BEST FRIEND, i expect a LOT in a relationship ya` know?
5. A real FREAK. i mean someone that can show a brotha love and like it when she`s loved. a FREAK basically.....(not TOO FREAKY cause too much can be a VERY bad thing trust me)
6. Loves to have fun ( don`t bore me is all I gotta say about that one)
7. Not a gold digger( i might buy you some shoes or get your hair done but boo,if we just talkin` on the side, i gotta draw the line there)
8. Knows how to keep her man happy( i don`t think i need to say too much there ya`ll get the picture
9.Someone you can take home and meet your MOM ( i LOVE a woman who believes in G-O-D cause that tells me you a God Fearing human being like me and that says a LOT)
10. a woman that`s GULLY. I CAN'T STAND A CHICK THAT CAN`T FIGHT!!!! I also love a woman that's woman enough to walk away from a fight cause sometimes that's the only way to win

So far i have yet to meet someone like this....i ain`t tryna be picky or nothing like that but who knows? maybe it`s you...

And i guess you`re wondering why i erased all those entries in my Guestbook huh? well i had to make sure that there was only people on it that are real with me as well as themselves because when you not being real with yourself....it shows... it`s not hard to tell the REAL from the FAKE....FEEL ME PEOPLE???





In the spirit of the page, allow me to give a few words of advice that may help some of you dumb ladies on BP seem..umm.. less dumb. Now I`m not saying that all the women on BP are dumb but DAMN! There are a lot of them.

Liars:
Please don`t start your life off on the wrong foot. There aren`t a lot of good examples of women on BP as it is. YOU ARE NOT SLICK! Don`t write me saying you`re 18 when your page says 12 on the side. And if you`re gonna lie, at least say something like 19. Saying you`re 18 just sounds like a lie anyways.

Grammar:Okay it`s obvious that you have no desire to be an english major. That`s okay. Really it is. But please do not insult the intelligence of those of us who can actually form a complete sentence. Just for future reference, don`t you EVER, EVER,EVER-EVER-EVER-EVER send me a note like this again cause when the woman sent me this note I FELT DUMB just for reading it: "yo sup dis b dat sexi gurl givin u luv mak sho u hit bac hola". THIS IS BLACKPLANET NOT TEXT MESSAGING!!!You might as well have started that note off with "There`s something you don`t know about me: I smoke rocks."

FAKEPICS:
Are you serious? No really, look at me girl. Look at me. Are you serious? Did you actually think no one would notice that the picture on your page that you claim is yours says VIBE or XXL on the bottom? No, don`t take it down now. That`s you, right? Stick to your story. Someone will believe you.







Can I Freak You?
Oh,I`m sorry, you don`t understand what i mean.What I mean is: can I freak you mentally? Can I massage your mind? I want to make love to your mental as I sex your intellect and wreck your cranium with crescent waves of cerebral orgasms and brain spasms. See I want you spiritually and mentally. No need to rush for the bed, I want to undress your mind and come inside your head and connect with you on the soul water deepest levels of your intellect. Cause the mind is the most powerful, hypnotic, intoxicating and narcotic force in the universe. So when we converse exercising the mind, expanding and challenging its thought capacity it`s like the greatest and most natural aphrodisiac of all time. Foreplay of the mind and that intellectual and sexual gratifacation that follows last longer and we can forever bask in the afterglow of this spiritual and mental consummation and we don`t even have to take our clothes off. So baby now that you understand....Can I Freak U?