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ALWAYS REMEMBER IN LIFE THERE WILL BE TRAILS AND STORMS BUT WHEN LIFE THROWS A STORM AT YOU SO BIG THAT YOU CANT SEE AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO DONT GO RUNNING TO GOD SAYING LORD LOOK HOW BIG THIS STORM IS HOLD YOUR GROUND AND FACE THAT STORM AND TELL THAT STORM HOW BIG YOUR GOD IS FOR UNTIL YOU CAN STAND UP TO THE STORM AND SHOW THE DEVIL YOU ARE NOT HAVING IT HE WILL JUST KEEP COMING AT YOU WITH BIGGER ONES AND IF YOU DONT HAVE THE FAITH TO KNOW THAT GOD HAS YOU AT ALL TIMES THEN WHAT TYPE OF SOLDIER ARE YOU FOR HIM.
WELL HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL QUEENS WELCOME TO MY WORLD THE WORLD WHERE ALL LADIES ARE TREATED WITH RESPECT AND HONOR THE WORLD WHERE YOU SHOULD BE TREATED WITH THE HONOR AND GLORY OF BEING A QUEEN. I LIVE IN CALI AND I AM A BIG MAN 6`1.5 300lbs SO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A BHM THEN YOU BETTER MOVE ON BECAUSE I HAVE NO TIME FOR DRAMA OR GAMES JUST LOOKING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND ENJOY LIFE WHILE I AM HERE I ALSO HAVE A TONGUE RING LOOKING FOR LADIES THAT WANT A FRIENDSHIP AND SOMEONE TO KICK IT WITH I LOVE MY THICK LADIES SO ALL YOU LADIES THAT ARE CONSIDERED TO BIG FOR ALL THOSE MEN THAT THINK YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE SKINNY THING TO BE BEAUTIFUL WELL YOU HAVE A MAN HERE THAT LOVES ALL BLACK QUEENS FROM PETITE TO BBW ONE THING I FOUND AND HAS BECAME MY FAVORITE PRAYER A MAN DAUGHTER HAD ASKED THE LOCAL MINISTER TO COME AND PRAY WITH HER FATHER.WHEN THE MINISTER ARRIVED,HEFOUND THE MAN LAYING IN BED WITH HIS HEAD PROPPED UP ON TWO PILLOWS. AN EMPTY CHAIR SAT BESIDES HIS BED.THE MINISTER ASSUMED THAT THE OLD FELLOW HAD BEEN INFORMED OF HIS VISIT. "I GUESS YOU WERE EXPECTING ME",HE SAID."NO, WHO ARE YOU?"SAID THE FATHER. THE MINISTER TOLD HIM HIS NAME AND THEN REMARKED,"I SAW THE EMPTY CHAIR AND I FIGURED YOU KNEW I WAS GOING TO SHOW UP." "OH YEAH, THE CHAIR,"SAID THE BEDRIDDEN MAN."WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING THE DOOR?" PUZZLED, THE MINISTER SHUT THE DOOR."I HAVE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS,NOT EVEN MY DAUGHTER,"SAID THE MAN."BUT ALL OF MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER KNOWN HOW TO PRAY.AT CHURCH I USED TO HEAR THE PASTOR TALK ABOUT PRAYER,BUT IT WENT RIGHT OVER MY HEAD."I ABANDONED ANY ATTEMPT AT PRAYER,"THE OLD MAN CONTINUED, "UNTIL ONE DAY FOUR YEARS AGO,MY BEST FRIEND SAID TO ME,"JOHNNY, PRAYER IS JUST A SIMPLE MATTER OF HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH JESUS. HERE IS WHAT IS WHAT I SUGGEST.SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR;PLACE AN EMPTY CHAIR IN FRONT OF YOU,AND IN FAITH SEE JESUS ON THE CHAIR.IT`S NOT SPOOKY BECAUSE HE PROMISED,`I WILL BE WITH YOU ALWAYS`.THEN JUST SPEAK TO HIM IN THE SAME WAY YOU`RE DOING WITH ME RIGHT NOW.""SO,I TRIED IT AND I`VE LIKED IT SO MUCH THAT I DO IT A COUPLE OF HOURS EVERY DAY.I`M CAREFUL THOUGH. IF MY DAUGHTER SAW ME TALKING TO AN EMPTY CHAIR,SHE`D EITHER HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN OR SEND ME OFF TO THE FUNNY FARM." THE MINISTER WAS DEPPLY MOVED BY THE STORY AND ENCOURAGED THE OLD MAN TO CONTINUE ON THE JOURNEY.THEN HE PRAYED WITH HIM,HE ANOINTED HIM WITH OIL,AND RETURNED TO THE CHURCH.TWO NIGHTS LATER THE DAUGHTER CALLED TO TELL THE MINISTER THAT HER DADDY HAD DIED THAT AFTERNOON. "DID HE DIE IN PEACE?"HE ASKED."YES,WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSE ABOUT TWO O`CLOCK,HE CALLED ME OVER TO HIS BEDSIDE,TOLD ME HE LOVED ME AND KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK.WHEN I GOT BACK FROM THE STORE AN HOUR LATER,I FOUND HIM DEAD.BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT HIS DEATH.APPARENTLY,JUST BEFORE DADDY DIED,HE LEANED OVER AND RESTED HIS HEAD ON THE CHAIR BESIDE THE BED. WHAT YOU MAKE OF THAT?"THE MINISTER WIPED A TEAR FROM HIS EYE AND SAID,"I WISH WE COULD ALL GO LIKE THAT." I ASKED GOD FOR WATER,HE GAVE ME AN OCEAN. I ASKED GOD FOR A FLOWER,HE GAVE ME A GARDEN. I ASKED GOD FOR A FRIEND,HE GAVE ME YOU.... 
(FOLLOW ME IF YOU CAN) I HAVE BEEN GIVING NOTHING YET I HAVE BEEN GIVING EVERYTHING I HAVE NOTHING YET I HAVE EVERYTHING I AM NOTHING BUT THEN I AM EVERYTHING I HAVE BEEN DAMMNED YET I AM FREE I HAVE BEEN DAMAGED YET I AM NEW I HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRE YET I DID NOT BURN I HAVE BEEN CONDEMNED YET I HAVE BEEN REDEMMED NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE TO ASK WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THRU THE FIRE AND YOUR SPIRTUALITY IS NOT DEEP ENOUGH TO MINGLE IN THE SHADOWS OF MY MIND OR THE MINDS OF THE TRULY BLESSED AND UNDERSTANDING PEOPLE YOU NEED TO COME TO THE LIGHT AND ENJOY LIFE  You Are an Oral Addict!You`re like the McDonald`s of oral - High on quantity with dubious quality. While you have your tongue superstar moments... You go way beyond licking your lover clean. How Oral Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva  You Are an Oral Master!If going down were a class, you`d be an A+ student. You`ve been known to do anything - from deep throat to %#&@$! licking. Your oral can get almost anyone off... Too bad you`re not flex enough to try it on yourself! How Oral Are *You*? href="http://www.quizdiva.com/ ">More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva AND YES I DID GO AND TAKE THE TEST HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT MAKING SURE YOUR PARTNER IS PLEASED  You Are 100% Skilled at Going Down On a GirlChances are your tongue is so tired now that you can`t even talk Not only do you rock at oral - you do it a lot Your girlfriend is the happiest girl on the planet. No, really. And, you Mr. (Ms.???) %#&@$!, are the most sought after lover in your town How Well Do You Go Down On Girls? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva  You Are Dominant!If you`re giving out whippings, then this is no surprise to you But being dominant doesn`t neccisarily mean you are a sadist You might just take the lead, call out positions, or decide when it`s time for sex Bottom line: The bedroom is your domain, and anyone who gets with you knows it! Are You Dominant or Submissive? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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