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Hi come on in and have a seat and let`s get to know each other. My Name is Bobby,I`m a Houstonian by birth but I have lived in several states and countries. Some look upon me as a quandry because they cannot figure out why I picked Mobile Alabama of all places to drop my residential anchor.Well to quell the curiosity of the masses I`ll say this.

I LIKE QUIET!!
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Mobile may be quiet but there`s always something to do.And to drop a little historical knowledge,Mardi Gras was not originated in New Orleans as most would assume.

Mardi Gras actually started in Mobile in 1703 when it was a colony of French soldiers. After having survived a particularly nasty bout with yellow fever, they decided to celebrate, but since party favors were few and far between in the New World, the men opted to paint their faces red and just act crazy for a few hours. They must have had fun because it became an annual event.

Mardi Gras was transformed into a parade event in 1840 by a group known as the Cowbellion de Rakin Society, the first of many of Mobile's so-called mystic organizations who journeyed to New Orleans in 1857 to help a group there set up a Mardi Gras celebration....sorry Nawlins...we got this one! LOL!:))

 


I am the 9th born of 10...7 boys,3 girls.Carrie,Robert Jr,Callie(CP),Jerry(R.I.P.),Morris,Jimmy,Maurice,Brenda,Me and Eric.Now there are pros and cons regarding growing up in a big family.You either learn to live with little privacy,or you learn to share in each other`s time and love.Time is promised to no one. Love them while they are here,because when they are gone it`s like losing an appendage that you will never get back.



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Daddy,you worked hard to make sure none of us were ever considered a derelict to society.Your old fashioned reasoning and philosophy would be lost to today`s youth,but you made sure we understood what life had waiting for us. I miss your presence every day I wake,but rest assured that you are with me in spirit.

 

 

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Jerry,there was so much I wanted to tell you. But you would never shut up long enough for me to get it all out! :) But seriously,I thank you for listening to me when nobody could comprehend the burdens that plagued me.You were my sounding board,my inspiration...my brother.I miss you...Bobby.

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One quick note before I forget. I seldom view my guestbook. BlackPlanet made it so difficult to navigate not to mention all the junk posts i have been getting. So if you would like to let your presence be known leave a pin and a pic on the map and say hi!









I have been married for the past 20 years to a very remarkable person.She was there when the flames were at thier peak as well as days of wine and roses.She has tolerated my craziness,induced my creativity and most of all...never let me give in to defeat. She`s my soldier



It`s my guess that God`s idea of seeing what you are made of is to give you children.Thank goodness He stopped at three for me! I have a 20,a 17 and a 15 year old...girl,girl,boy.Yes there are days when I could wring thier necks,but you gotta love em regardless.

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I work as a security specialist, providing private and personal security also consultation on inhouse security systems for homes and busineses. Trained in Krav Maga and Muai Tai,I am also profecient with edged weapons and an expert marksman. Trust me...you are safe..

 

 

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I aint one to be talking 'bout folks but some of ya'll have forced me to comment on some of the phuckery that is taking place on this here Black Planet. There comes a time when some of us on the Planet need to sit back and take a long HARD look at ourselves; maybe take out the colored contacts and put on the prescription lenses and look AGAIN at the pictures (and comments) that are being considered for our pages.
But unfortunately, some of us can't be trusted with our own judgement. It is in these times of need that an intervention is called for. Maybe even a "Come to Jesus" meeting. Family & friends should rally around you and come to your aid. You know the people that are supposed to love you, for better or worse, thick & thin, gas or no gas... It has become painfully obvious that some of ya'll dont have any friends. Or the people you call your "friends" dont really like you.
Where are your loved ones, BP? Where was yo' mama when you decided to put that half-@$$, screw-eyed, fool of a picture on your page? Where was ya best friend? Your sister? Fellas, where were your people when you decided to post that picture of you in a thong? (Blacklust) A damn thong?!?!?! Where was ya daddy, uncle, brother, cuzzo? Anybody who even kinda sorta maybe likes you? Lord, bless my heart. Yeah, I said it....BLESS MY HEART for having to look at some of the hot mess that is Black Planet!!



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  • Member Since:

    October 11, 1999

  • Real Name::

    BOBBY HALL

  • Age:

    50

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    Married

  • Last Login:

    21 hours ago

  • Education:

    High School or Equivalent

  • Location:

    Mobile, AL

  • Race:

    Black/African American, Native American

  • Zodiac:

    Sagittarius


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Heyyyyy YOU SMOKIN HOT, TALL PIECE OF MANFLESH YOU!!! *LOL* Lookin good in that suit babe. Smooches *Muah* Take Care My Friend


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Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!! (hugs)


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