HELLO BP
I AM 26 YEARS OLD AND I AM IN THE LAWTON AREA. I AM THE ONE IN THE
BLUE SHIRT.I AM NOT A HATEFUL PERSON, THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE
POEMS I HAVE WROTE, I DO HAVE SOME PEACEFUL ONES TO.LOL. I LOVE
POEMS ,FUNNY, AND ROMANTIC. I ALSO LIKE A GOOD JOKE IF YOU HAVENT
NOTICED. I CAN BE SILLY AT TIMES,I JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN. AND FOR
ALL OF YOU LOVELY MEN WHO ONLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY SCREEN NAME
MEANS.LET ME SAVE YOU SOME TIME BOOTLEG:MEANS NOT THE REAL MACOY SO
BASICLY IM NOT A REAL FREAK. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS
JUST ASK. OR CHECK ME OUT ON MYSPACE.COM UNDER MORKETTADOUGLAS HAVE
YOU EVER TASTED SUCCESS?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED DEFEAT?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED TRUST?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED DECIT?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED JOY?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED PAIN?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED LOSS?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED GAIN?
IF I GAVE YOU THE WORLD, COULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR SOUL?
IF I GAVE YOU MY LOAILYTY, COULD YOU TELL ME SECRETS NEVER
TOLD?
IF I GAVE YOU MY LIFE; COULD YOU MAKE ME YOUR WIFE?
IF I GAVE YOU MY SOUL; COULD YOU NEVER LET ME GO?
I HAVE SO MANY TASTY SECERETS; IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN THEM I
KNOW YOU`D LOVE THEM AS WELL.
I HAVE SO MANY TASTY SECERETS; CAN I TRUST YOU NOT TO TELL?
I HAVE SO MANY TASTY SECERETS; IF I CAN TRUST YOU WILL NEVER
DECIVE.. ILL SHARE MY TASTY SECERETS WITH YOU , AND WE CAN BOTH
LIVE IN EXTACEE! SO IF YOU R THE MAN I SEEK & YOU CAN GIVE ME
WHAT I NEED... COME TASTE MY LITTLE SECERET AND LEARN, LIVE, LOVE
& FEED WITH ME WHAT PART OF F!@# OFF DONT YOU
UNDERSTAND!
I ignore your phone calls
Your mail I erase
I've destroyed anything that reminds me of your face
I don't want you cause your not a real man what part of F!@# off
don't you understand!
I cuss you out
I call you out your name
I even talk bad about your sorry a$$ game
I don't want you cause your not a real man what part of F!@# off
don't you understand
I say I hate you and I don't want you around
Not only a shisty a$$ nigga,
But a shifty a$$ clown
I don't want you cause your not a real man what part of F!@# off
don't you understand
So explain to me so I can tell you in laymen's terms
I hate to repeat myself but I want you to learn
I DON'T WANT YOU CAUSE YOUR NOT A REALMAN WHAT PART OF F!@# OFF
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND You use to be my heart
But now I wouldn't let you be the smell of my damn farts!
You use to be my world
I use to be your girl
But now when I think of us it makes me wanna hurl!
I use to think we were good together
I use to think we fit
But now when I think of sex with you I start to feel like s!@#
So now that I have said my piece I think I'm bout to go
Cause you don't need a women you need a silly hoe!
Twice the love Three times the pain
Twice the love three times the pain everything to lose nothing
to gain, If I give you an inch you %#&@$! up a mile, give you
respect you act like a child, ask for the truth you back it with a
lie, ask for 100% and you hardly even try. Twice the love three
times the pain everything to lose nothing to gain, so i packed up
your love in this tiny little box, take whats left of my respect
and KICK ROCKS
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst
into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I
was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared >everything. They had talked about everything. They had
kept no secrets >from each other except that the little old
woman had a shoe-box in the top >of her closet that she had
cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of
these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the
>little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would
not recover. >In trying to sort out their affairs, the little
old man took down the >shoe-box and took it to his wife's
bedside. She agreed that it was time >that he should know what
was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and
a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents.
"When we were to be >married," she said, "my grandmother told me
the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that
if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and
>crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to
fight back tears. Only two >precious dolls were in the box. She
had only been angry with him two times >in all those years of
living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. >"Honey," he
said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this
>money? Where did it come from?" "Oh," she said, "That's the
money I made from >selling the dolls."
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It
should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because
a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those
"evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the
kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When
she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the
oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up
long enough to Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door , who do you let in first? The dog , of course.
He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what
she's told
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I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut , and still think they are
sexy.
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In the beginning , God created the earth and rested. Then God
created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then ,
neither God nor Man has rested.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a
"BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not
"EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB
BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She
becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has
developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD
DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL
THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is
not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. It's not his
"CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE.â€
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