Badstep What's up? - May 04, 2010 add/view comments (0)

If my boys business got in a financial bind. Me giving him money to pay his debt is in no way going to help spark the economy!

He's in debt.

He's paying for goods and services that he's ALREADY USED and the money that I loan him is not going to be used to give someone else a job, buy more inventory or improve the ambiance of his leased space.

Also his former creditors know that he got bailed out and would never extend him credit again. So without credit, or credibility in... (continue reading)

Dear Zealots:

I applaud your efforts to find yourself through your passions. There is someone BP waiting for you. I am not HIM! For those of you that are not sure whether you meet the qualifications of a zealot, please allow me to help you out:

Religious - You reference a higher power more than 15 times in your profile. All your photos are of you engaging in religious rites. You insist on praying before we engage in a chat session. You're compelled to convert me to your faith... (continue reading)

One of my favorite pastimes when I go dancing is to people watch. Next time you go out see if you can spot these cast of characters:

Jazz Hands - This is the sister that has 18 years of formal dance training trying to apply what she learned to the rhythm of Atomic Dog. She's usually out to the side of the dance floor "performing" alone. Her unorthodox dance style intimidates the bravest brothers. She's never asked to... (continue reading)

You haven't been "Average Build" since you took that job at Wendy's when you were in high school!

We like when you bend over in your pictures to show us cleavage, but that's it. Exhibitionists don't make good respectable wives!

Let's keep it real, if you are 5'2 weigh 205, have 4 kids and make less than $12,000 per year, you don't do long walks on the beach, travel... (continue reading)

You can't distinguish between {"fine" and "find"}; {"to", "too", and "two}; {"hear" and "here"}; {"less" and "lest"}; {"lying" and "lion"}; {"waist" and "waste"}

You say that you are a non-smoker but you have pictures of yourself smoking a cigarette in your... (continue reading)

A Call for the Orders of the Day (which, in an ordinary assembly, is a demand that the assembly conform to its program or order of business)

In a meeting using Roberts Rules of Order, if a person promotes an agenda that wasn't on the original agenda, another member can seek a Call for the Orders of the Day. At that time, the person speaking has to shut up! Not when he finishes making his point, but right then and there and the... (continue reading)