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Weights and buoys. People in your life are either weights that drag you down into the depths of despair or buoys that lift you to higher heights. Cut the weights and gather the buoys. Mahalo.

FYI, I am STRAIGHT/HETEROSEXUAL. Females only. Dig it, I am only into females. So fellas, unless you are FRAT, are in the movie or tv industry, or you personally know me, DO NOT hit me up, especially talking about you like my shoulders.

BTW, if you do not have photos on your page, I will NOT accept invites, nor will I respond to notes/messages. I did that once and later the person posted their photos, it turned out to be a man pretending to be a woman, with ALL kinds of gay sex act photos on his page. No thanks.

Finally, women who need not apply:

1. If you have ANY variation of the word b*tch in your screenname (esp. with conjunction with terms like the baddest or the finest but in my eyes, you'll just be the gone-est or dismissed-est).
2.  If you start any sentence in earnest , referring to yourself in the 1st or 3rd person with "I'm the type of b*tch that..."
3. Married or have been married.
4. Single mothers. (If you are sitting there thinking, "he doesn't know me, I could be the one.." NO!! You are not!!)
5. Drama queens.
6. Bi-anything but -lingual or -coastal.
7. Know-it-alls.
8. If you don't attend SOMEBODY's church.
9. Consider yourself gangsta or a ridah.
10. Carriers of STDs.
11. Weed heads, drunks, etc....
12. Those who believe that they have no control over their own actions (anger) or tongue, chronic neck-rollers, and those who MUST have the last word.
13. Women who have horrible relationships with their fathers.
14. If you feel as though the world revolves around you, living on the isle of you governed and occupied by you.

You are ALL welcome to keep it pushing. No need to get mad, just get going and save everyone involved time and energy.