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Wow, I haven't been on here in MONTHS. I figured they would have deleted my account by now. They didn't. 

Okay everything on here is written tongue-in-cheek, in other words, if u think I gotta attitude, you're mistaking it for my dry sense of humor. LOL. I'm foolish and am tired of writing profiles where I appear perfect. As for my pics, I put them on here FOREVER ago. Assume what you want about them.

What you need to know:

• I'm college educated with a Bachelors Degree in Business/Marketing.
• It took me exactly 2 weeks to get a job in my major. Yes, I'm just that smart.
• My sexuality? I'm a people person. Keep your labels to yourself.
• Do I want a man? Uh, does he come with benefits and can I be in charge? If no, I'm good. And if I cant be in charge, can you at least be able to tame me? If no, I'm good.
• Despite my bluntness, I spend 80% of my time laughing and smiling. I'm hilariously silly.
• What do I like to do? Travel. Went to Paris, and I'm on a mission to go back. You coming? Music, Plays, Movies, Spoken Word, Sushi, and I learning how to cook.
• Oh and I date. Not that dating where u come to my house cuz you don't have your own place and cant afford to take me anywhere better than Popeye's.

This profile used to be a mile long. But there's no point in having up all that info, if nobody is going to read it. Contact me only if you got some sense.

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing