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AOL/AIM: BloodclaatRex
HOTMAIL: Phillyrolla
YAHOO: Almitrex
MYSPACE: Almitrex

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ONE-CLICK NOTES SUCK ASS! About me...nickname`s T-Rex. Myspace/almitrex. I`m a born Jamerican from East Flatbush BK livin in Atlanta since the end of 93. Dont` get it confused tho...I`m still Brooklyn to the death. Nowawadays just trying to hold it down each day every day! I`m 31 now, 6'1, 167 with a lil athletic build to it. I`m just a regular cat that does regular s#$t. ISingle with no kids, I`m very nonchalant and for all you slow headz that doesn`t quite know what that means...it means I don`t be studying anything. I shrug stuff off cause I like to stay mellow but don`t think you`re gonna get by me with any stupidness, nah`mean?.





And for those who really don`t know me, I am VERY VERY VERY sarcastic. I can`t stress to you how awful I am with my mouth but don`t take me out of context. I mean no harm at all...I`m just very sarcastic. So let me know what`s really good.



*PS* Mi Nuh Wan No Battyman and Chi-Chi Mon A Try Fi Link Up Wid Me Cause Me Wi Bun Out De Soddomite Dem...UNDASTAND?!?!?!



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If anyone wishes to...you can check me on AOL...my screen name is bloodclaatrex@aol.com

Hotmail peeps can catch me at phillyrolla@hotmail.com and last but not least, for yahoo i`m almitrex@yahoo.com...so holla at ya boy!