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Things I wonder about... If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


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If Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces they would become: Poly Warner Cracker.
If 3M merged with Goodyear they would be MMMGood.
If Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge they become: ZipAudiDoDa.
If FedEx deicided to join its major competitor, UPS, It would become: FedUP.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers would becomeFairwell Honeychild.
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women would become: Knott NOW!
If Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson merged the new name would be: Titty Titty Bang Bang