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CREATED 2 B HATED UNDERWEAR LINE COMING SOON!! BOY SHORTS, BRA'S, THONGS AND T'S... AND B LOOKIN OUT FOR MY 2011 CALENDER IT WILL FOR SALE IN NOVEMBER.. THANKS FOR ALL THE LUV AND SUPPORT!XOXOXO
WOMEN U WILL MEET ON BP:
FAKE AZZ BROAD classification(fakeous azzmious chickamus) this species is quite prevelant online. you could find her on sites such as blackplanet and myspace. she is the most populus of all the species. she has been known to steal other girls pics, write lame azz crap. she also has been known to lie about people she know, income or other things. the fake azz broad is a flaker so do not attemp to meet her in person.
RELATIONSHIP GIRL classification( desperate azzmious chickamus) this species doesnt get out much. much of her time is spent looking for mr right online. she doesnt feel complete unless she is in a relationship and usually recycles old boyfriends. she is quite boring to view. her hobbies are watching lifetime tv, the food channel and spending half the day on telephone social networking and dating lines such as livelinks and lavalife.
THUG GIRL classification(bullshytimis broadimus) this species is infatuated with lil wayne. she answers the mating call of dozens of bp and myspace thugs. thug girl ranges between the ages of 18 and 23 and she writes like this "Yo DiS bE yO gUrL..yada yada yada yada" she poses with the two finger peace sign in a more "gangsta" preposterous manner. other favorites are the 3 finger prong for"west side, eastside or just down because they may like m&ms or something. thug girl typically prefers the lesser mtv type thug wanna be. she responds to being called "shawty" "ma" "boo". to attract this female, one must wear gold teeth and walk with a limp and grab his lower extremities as if it was gonna fall off. a name like "money G" or "lil wang wang" will help in attracting them.
CLUB GIRL classification(clubbinous chickamus) this species always has pics of her at the the club. the club girl usually runs in packs of 4-5. sometimes more. they prefer the more prettier metrosexual type man. skimpy dress with a drink in their hands and pics of them kissing or dancing up on their girl is a great indicator. club girl will do anything for the camera. she's great for a "girl's gone wild" video because she'll do it for a t-shirt.
FED UP WITH MEN GIRL classification( beyoncemious angrious) this species is dangerous and must be avoided. do not attempt to communicate with her. she is beyond reason and looks to wreak havoc upon the innocent male species. fuwm girls enjoy listening to artist such as beyonce knowles. caution must be taken when around these species. they have pms which is much more destructive than hurricane katrina and the littlest thing will set them off. some have been known to run in packs along with the club girl. erradication of these species is thought to be impossible.
WIGGER GIRL classification(caucasiod fakeous) these species are easy to identify. hip hop clothing the abuse of the standard american english and ebonics is one way to identify them. they are also known as the gray girl and snowbunnie. there are several sub species as well according to their behavior. wigger girl is the most extreme. though harmless, they are somewhat annoying. domestication of thes species is very common especially while young. it is also advised that domesticated wigger girls be kept from fed up with men girls.
PARTY GIRL classification ( hippis raveous ) this species is highly beloved by all men. she is carefree, attractive, and very friendly. party girl once flourished on the internet, but now she is an endangered species. her main predators are FED UP WITH MEN girl and RELATIONSHIP girl. it is believed that these girls contaminate and destroy their habitat. drastic measures are being taken to preserve the PARTY girl. party girls are being brought up in capitivity so numbers can incline.
I HAVE A MAN GIRL classification ( fakeous chickamus bullshytimus) this species is a direct cousin of the RELATIONSHIP girl. she claims to be happily involved, but only seek other male species for friendship. do not be fooled by this tactic as it is only deception. she is looking for the right male to talk her out of her panties. she can be easily identified by wearing clothes that reveil her assets or picture of her with her so called spouse. some subspecies of I HAVE A MAN girl are known to put of 500 pics of their offspring and only one pic of themselves.
THE FIXER UPPER GIRL classification (emotionalus wrekus) this species is what we call a "project" girl. she has been burnt, broken hearted, and dragged thru the mud. a male would have to spend an enormous amount of time fixing her up and repairing the damages. she has more baggage than baggage claims have bags. it is advised that you avoid these species and let professionals deal with the damage control.
IMMA DINGBAT GIRL classification (dumbus azzmius chickamus) this species is related to the FAKE AZZ BROAD. she has been genetically linked to the dodo bird but extinction of this species would be a long shot. they breed rapidly. she is a true epitome of a blonde joke. this species is good for copulation but do not impregnate her.
BLACKMEN WANT ME CUZ IM THICK GIRL classification (caucasoid fakeous fattimus) this species is related to the WIGGER GIRL. she is overweight but lives under the pretense that she is "thick" because well the average black male lies to her. she is very cocky and arrogant and thinks every black male wants her.when dealing with this species, throw a can of slimfast and retreat quickly.
GROUPIE GIRL classification (groupis azzmious chickamus) this species is attracted to rappers and record producers on blackplanet and myspace. she usually wear very little clothing if any. she is a related to GOLD DIGGER GIRL but she is low maintainence in comparison. her habitat is clubs, concerts, and other events where there are rappers. she known to rival CLUB GIRL and chases them away.
GOLD DIGGER GIRL classification (materialistis chickamus) this species seeks out males who like to flaunt money, cars, houses, she is a cousin of GROUPIE GIRL but is very high maintainence. her interests is shopping,clubbing, and well men with money. gold digger girl career usually ends in her 30's or when she starts to age.
UNORIGINAL GIRL classification (typicalus boringus broadis) this species is as common as the FAKE AZZ BROAD. she's "miss independant" has her own place, car, and a job. thinks she's the only woman with the poem "phenomenal woman" on her page. she usually has 2 or more offspring which she makes it a point that they are the center of her world..yada yada yada. she has been through hell and back in and claims she is a stronger woman because of. this species will post her entire life's story on her bp and myspace page.
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