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Hey Black Planet and other ethnic groups not listed as black my
name is CalCal or Maeliki to introduce myself to the internet
world. The only gain I can have from this exposure is to make
people laugh.......especially woman with the giggling and the
clinching of the stomach so they bend over revealing thier cleavage
but its a secret so shhhhhh........ unless your speical.......but
seriously shhhhh....I am 24 from DC work a fulltime and hold it
down for myself college dropout because theres no money in
that.......anywhoooo. I like new woman (notice i did not say new
people) that are not annoying very beautiful and preferablly
lonely. I am Above Avg. guy ok im lying........way above avg.
guy......compared........to the competition........u know what im
talking about ....come on you know.............Katt Williams did a
43 minute segmint on them...... Don't worry I'll
wait....................BieCHT eD AZEZZED NiccaZ. No handcuffing
allowed ladies this is not prison well okay but i'll bring the
handcuffs. A little about me Im furry, I mean funny (someone
actually coached me to saying furry)dashingly handsome, work,
drive, invest, and sell, ohhh yeaahi almost forgot! funny and
dashingly handsome. Welcome to those who welcome me. I write poetry
do some artwork.......act a damn fool 23 hours a day and i sleep
the rest.....i do everything everyone else does except the quire
and pedifoul stuff with the peepeing and touching of the private
parts. i do have to appologize even though i don't mean it. I can't
help but act a fool its a disease and i have it. This was
transferred not through the genes or jeans it was like for a woman
giving a good waxing YOU HAVE TO PRACTRICE or the outcome is the
same, nuthing. Well if your a woman and i was watching i could see
all of your teeth right now (Thank You Kelli) and a little bit of
your tongue. Well, Thanks for listening to yourself say this out
load and oh yeah doctor, same time next week? My myspace account is
www.myspace.com/calcal911 checkout both to find out the most.
I can cook...anything really....and really well....i cooked pork chops one time and a Muslim at them....I was shocked....My brother's a vegetarian and he eats the pultry and stuff....its funny....its weird who people are then what they really do......
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