ABOUT ME:




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THE BASICS.


God. Family. And ribs. In that order.


MY NAME IS CAMILLE, NOT "SEXY", "CUTIE", "MA", etc. Got it, Cleatus?
Call me something else other than my name, we won't be friends. (True story.)


Single, open to friends but OFF the market. Forever. Have you seen that Cheaters show? Man. Screw all that.


I am O.V.E.R.S.E.A.S. right now for pre-med training. Not sure when I'll be back.


Graduate of BSN (Bachelor of Science in Nursing...AKA R.N.)


Oncological or Trauma Surgeon in 48.






OTHER RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME:

Females who take booty flicks up against the wall? LAME.



Boys who cise those pictures up? LAME.

I never understood the practice of saying "no offense but.." right before offending someone. That's like putting baby powder on your palm before slapping them. Sure, you slapped them, but at least they smell good and feel refreshed afterwards.


Attention: To all people who wear their pants so low, I can unfortunately see what your mama gave you-

S.T.O.P.

In the words of my man Bishop, "G'damn [people], pull up your pants. Got your draws all out, what you wanna strip dance? And homeboy, what you doing in the 5X? You aint that big, sh!t's lookin' like a dress." Hahaha...Time to Grow Up.


Is it me or do most ball players have terrible personality complexes? PBA, NBA, they're all....complex.


I have never in my life sent in an application to be a booty call, driver, oatmeal heater for your 9 children from 7 different women or anything else along those lines. I will be your homie though. No more, no less.


I'm not going to sit here and say I'm not judgemental, because we all are to a certain extent. Trueeee story.
I celebrate Britney shaving her head. She actually looked pretty decent. But I can't get down with people who keep running back to their boyfriends who have a talent for turning their face black and blue. Been there, done that. Man, grow a backbone.


If you send me a typical note, you shall receive a typical reply within 5-never working days. (True story.)


I am driven. And I do drive.



I walk in drizzle but prefer the storms.



Clubs? Neh. I'd rather have some drinks and politic with my family/friends than be cornered & spoken to by some random drunk dude.


I'm NOT skinny. Get it? Got it? Good. Now go eat a sandwich.


I value my sleep.



I love tinkering under the hood of my car.


I might die w/o my lipgloss (true story).


I have a "thing" for Brass Knuckles.


I HATE when people touch me too much.


I think treating people out is alright...but I'm NOT your free ride. Punk.


I might move to Mexico or South America in the near future.

I will find myself a delicious Mojito and a dude named Esteban. Arrrrrriba!


I can live secluded on an island with chicken and pigs if I have air conditioning, liquor and WI-FI in my shack.


I LOOOVE Big Pun, Big L, Immortal Tech, Scarface, UGK and damn near everything about hip hop. But trust me when I say, Hip Hop ain't all that be. Step out the box once in a while. You just might enjoy your trip.


I think the Godfather Trilogy SUCKED. It left me absolutely MORTIFIED.


I'm aware people think I'm maldita.


I'm never getting married. (True story.)


I just want to enjoy life in PEACE.


Make lots of money, stash it in an offshore account and spoil my parents and godchildren.

Blast my music LOUD.


Have a cook out with my fam/friends, reminisce and laugh at stupid things.


..And one day, maybe come back HOME for GOOD to work....


....in a hospital near you!








Grandpa..

Long as I'm living, you're living through memories.
You make me proud to be me.

R.I.P.
Walk with me, my angel!
I'm missing you everday.

Oh.


And I will never understand. Try as I might.


...And no, I'm not talking to ZBJ.


*2 Fingers!*

Your Birthdate: October 21

You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas. People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone. Your strength: Stepping outside the box. Your weakness: Henry Simmons. Your power color: Hot pink. Your power symbol: A Ballpen. Your power month: Month? Try the whole 2009.