This Carmel Chica Is Currently Single. The Man that I had couldn't
handle me and gave up a good thing so if u down and oh so real with
it then Hit me up. But when you step better come correct cuz this
chick dont mess with nothin but the best cuz im the one that every
man want. A real woman so if you a real man get at me if not dont
waste my time.But have some act right or you won't get answered. So
come at ya girl right! Or check me out at myspace.com/dymenkc
What I like in a ni99a
light or carmel skinned
sexy eyes
dresses nice
can c me
live close sorta
respects a gurl
understands me
likes me for me
can treat me right
kinda spoil me
Sign my guest page and i would really like that :)
Black For 5 Minutes
A little white boy was watching his mother in the
kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch. While
the mother had her head turned, the little white boy
went to the table dipped both hands in the chocolate
frosting and covered his face with it. The mother
turned around to see what the boy was doing and said
"Boy, what the hell are you doing? The son gleefully
replied "Look Mama! I`m black!!!" The mother became
enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then
said "Boy, go show your father what you`ve done! The
boy then walked into the den where his father was
reading and said "Look Daddy!
I`m black!!" The father put his magazine down with a
very puzzled look on his face (seeing the chocolate on
the boy`s face.) The father said "Come here, boy!"
The boy came to him and the father smacked his son
across his head. The father angrily said "Now go show
your grandpa what you`ve done!!!" The boy then
slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and
said, "Um... Grandpa. Look what I did. I`m black now"
The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The
grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded
to spank him. "That`ll teach you! Now go back in the
kitchen with your mama!!! The boy walks back in the
kitchen and the mother said "I hope you`ve learned
your lesson, young man!" The boy says with a scowl on
his face "Hell yeah! I`ve been black for 5 minutes
and I hate you white motha%#&@$!a`s already! Pass this
along to all my BLACK people!!
