Chrysomallos

Came in here to look for an old friend I fell out with and this mf got a whole facelift. 🤯

What y’all been in here lying bout? 😝

Dude said 2020 was written by Jordan Peele. Sounds about right.

I swear I treat Euros like Monopoly money. Smh

16 hour days. You can see the sleep all over the face. But reasons to smile still present themselves. 😌

Is “Black Twitter” it’s own platform? All this time I thought it was just Black people posting on regular twitter. I just made a tweet page and I’m lost. 🤨

Somebody go get 3 Stacks, now. 😠

I met God.
She was taller than me.

Ridiculed people for buying all the toilet paper...Now look at me. Sitting here making this post evaluating my options. 🤔😑😐
#ChrysomallosSends 🤨

Them Black Eyed Peas y’all cooked in January must not have worked.