I`m a 39 year old father of three sons Miles , Marcus and Cortney Jr.( I affectionately refer to them as daddies lil demons )and owner of three Cane Corsos ( Italian Mastiffs )
If you are looking to purchase one or just want to check them out go to
http://www.celebritycanecorso.com
I`m originally from Cleveland , Ohio. I had been chasing the hollywood dream in LA .... now Im back home working the road and finishing my novels " Barely Standing, The Hustle and Falling Into Grace" yeah I`m busy but do take time out for fun and entertaining myself and my loved ones .BR>
Maybe you`ve seen me while I`ve made appearances on BET`s Comicview , HBO`s Def Jam , or The Jamie Foxx Show . If you didn`t who cares you are at my website and I still get the opportunity to entertain you with my wit. I`m very appreciative for the opportunity to have a career that not only can make me a good amount of capital but it`s also one that I truly enjoy. Sometimes I find it quite humorous that people pay to see me do what I did for my Uncle Snag and his friend Stuntman while the smoked dank and drank Wild Irish Rose wine for their amusement free of charge .Back in the day they might let me get a sip of the vine , or a blow some dank smoke in my face so that I got a contact . Now I get to travel all over the world trying to fill it with laughter .
Well I`m sure you are wondering why the hell would I put up a webpage and just what on earth would make me believe that someone would give a ratsass about how I see the world . To be truthfully honest I don`t . I thought it would be mad cool though to use this laptop and internet for more than watching dvd`s on the airplane and visiting porn sites while alone in hotel rooms .
I have a somewhat nice collection of books, mostly by black authors .. though some are very much Mainstream . My favorite books are written by Robert Beck .... better known as ICEBERG SLIM..... Many of the rappers and cool actors of our time owe much of their cool to the mindset that Iceberg laid out in " PIMP: the story of my life " . One of the coldest accounts of street life through his eyes as a hard time hustler . Donald Goines is another author I would recommend that people check out . The vivid way that these brothers put it down on paper is to be applauded and appreciated.
Anne Rice`s Interview with a Vampire series intrigue me ... I just wish her vampires were less feminine ... I mean ain`t nothing that scares me more than a creature that wants to suck your blood and decorate your home hehehehehhee!!!!!!
I`m a collector of music and movies. My musical taste is very broad . I like good music ..... Bach , Sinatra , Marvin Gaye , The Doors and Jimi Hendrix made good music.
Some of my favorite artist are PRINCE ( yeah I know he`s on that artist %#&@$! nowadays but I like that lil MF` s music back when he looked liked one of the Sylvers and was ripping Terry Lewis and Jimmy Jam off. ) , Al " Girl get them grits off me " Green , Luther ( I don`t know what size he`ll be next concert ) Vandross he is truly the voice of our generation , Frank Sinatra ( hey how can you talk about THE VOICE and not give this playa his props? Frank was the ultimate in cool ... he banged Hollywood starlets, had dinners with JFK and hung with the MOB !!!!) I`m also a fan on Billie Holliday she was truly a talented tormented soul... would have loved to had seen her nod out in the middle ofa set.
When I was lil I wanted to be Micheal Jackson... think about itwhat lil black kid with an afro didn`t? I watched the Jacksons: An american dream and came to the conclusion I could have taken a few more %#&@$! whuppins inlife if that was the way to fame and fortune . If therewas one Jackson I feltmost pity was Jackie ... I mean damn it had to be hard being on the road with your little bad %#&@$! brother who by the way was 20 times more talented than you.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ME DOING A SHOW FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME HERE OR AT cortney@cortneygeeonline.com
please go to my links to see pics of my crew ( Miles , Marcus and Junior and the dogs are there as well
