CreamAtrevida The BEARS baby!! Yesssss! - January 16, 2011 add/view comments (0)

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Intelligent, articulate woman seeking like minded man to have a disastrous ,dysfunctional, unhealthy 2-3 month (or week) relationship with,entailing mind blowing sex that can lead to the hacking of each others email, black planet accounts, voicemails, texts, and cell phone bills,not to exclude bouts of jealous rages, co-dependence, possible physical violence and eventual restraining orders.

I'm joking!

IF u r bothered when a woman has standards,exit Stage Left immediately.Do not pass "Go!",do not collect $200,because my page will undoubtedly offend u.If not,put on ur big boy Underoos,purchase or rent a sense of humor if u don't own 1,hang on & enjoy the ride!

I have a great sense of humor(however sarcastic at times..(obviously) & I LOVE football.Go BEARS! I like most sports, but football is KING!
I am an AVID reader and enjoy shows like 20/20. U will NOT beat me in trivia! I enjoy learning about different/cultures,foods n new things.

Gotta have nice teeth/smile. The type of man that actually reads profiles instead of just looking at pics. No pic?? on a DATING/social site?? c'mon now..How smart is that?? Like walking thru life w/a bag on ur head actually expecting women to talk to you! I know,your job. *cough* (wife)lol..There are very few ppl that sincerely don't have a pic up because they do have a job that makes having a pic up an issue. The rest of yall are simply just creeping.

PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE!! Please stop w/the "licking out my tongue/biting my bottom lip/I'm talking on my cell phone" pics. Esp the 'biting my bottom lip' ones..cheesy/corny..ughh A GROWN man showing off his waves(what type of women care about your waves?)"ooohhhh Laqueshia! he got dat "good hair!" Again..What type of women are you used to attracting if the texture of your hair has some type of value? Get out of that coon azz mentality. wheredeydodatat?

I love a man that stimulates my BRAIN,makes me laugh,makes me THINK. Nothing is more appealing than an INTELLIGENT,articulate man.A man that I can learn something from,whether it's how to fix my garage door or invest in the Stock Market. We will compliment each other, not just looks, but deeper than that.A man that inspires me.. A man that expects/desires a woman that has standards. Why? Because he, himself, has them.

'Thugs'& and anyone that participates in any illegal activities other than speeding and jaywalking,guess what?? need NOT apply. Thnx, MGMT. A child or 2 is ok w/me but more than 1 & never married? No thank you.*side eye*

I love men that dress maturely,(GROWN man style). A well spoken, well dressed man that won't scare White folks :)

I'd just like to add... *I am NOT perfect so I don't expect perfection.* I consider myself an asset, not a liability.I can deal with a neutral, but if ur over 30 yrs old,you should have SOMETHING solid going for u. i.e.,a degree,a home,a great career, a 700+ credit score, SOMETHING.)Unless,of course, you are a victim of this unstable economy)

I have 2 teenagers, both by my ex-hubby. No "baby daddy" foolishness. I'm NOT having any more children, so if u dont have any and want some, I can't help u.lol. I will step up to the step mom plate for the right guy.

Out of area? I don't usually entertain long distance convos. Reason being,if I get tickets to an event,are you going to hop on a plane/ship/horse/Greyhound/sco oter/roller blades/hang glider/Goodyear Blimp/skateboard/Concorde/Pega sus/Amtrak/ or flying carpet & get here w/in an hour? *Now, If you're exceptional, I'll make an exception ;-)* There has to be an AMAZING mental AND physical attraction for me to do the long distance thing.

** Again, I'm not perfect. Far from it. I will let anyone know my bad along with my good. If I have to lie to get you to like me, we simply weren't meant to be frends.