DAKIEM_06 what's good? - April 20, 2009 add/view comments (2) |
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I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and
tomorrow doesn`t look good either.
FACT: It`s not a sin to want to be married, but it`s silly as hell to waste your time and *bleep* with a man who will never marry you... The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get Excited About
Nothing And Then They Marry Him. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish........................ .........49. Adventurous................... ......Slept with everyone. Athletic...................... .........No breasts. Average looking.....................Mo ooo. Beautiful..................... ........Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure.................On medication. Feminist...................... ........Fat. Free Spirit........................ .....Junkie. Friendship first.......................Fo rmer s**t New-Age....................... ......Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned................. ......No B.J.'s Open-minded................... .....undercover freak. Outgoing...................... .......Loud and embarrassing. Professional.................. ........"B***ch" Voluptuous.................... ......Very fat. Large frame......................... ..Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalk er. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes........................... .........No No............................ .........Yes Maybe......................... .......No We need.......................... ....I want I am sorry......................... ....You'll be sorry We need to talk......................You' re in trouble Sure, go ahead........................Y ou better not Do what you want..................You will pay for this later I am not upset........................O f course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight...........Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'SENGLISH: I am hungry........................ ..I am hungry I am sleepy........................ ....I am sleepy I am tired......................... .....I am tired Nice dress......................... .....Nice cleavage! I love you........................... ...Let's have sex now I am bored......................... ....Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
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