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THINGS MEN SHOULD KNOW
1. Don't ever lie to us; we ALWAYS find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are petty; get over it 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook 7. If you talk about having a big %#&@$!; we know you don't 8. Size does matter 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys 12. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't apologize 14. Be SPONTANEOUS dinner and a movie won't always cut it 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it 16. We are drama queens 17. Fashion police do exist 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it 19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about 20. Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times 21. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it 22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not 25. Don't compare our breasts with Janet Jackson's hers are fake 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets 27. We are beautiful, but make up helps 28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it 30. Most importantly; WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, so don't forget it I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE READ THIS BEFORE AND YOUR GONNA READ IT AGAIN...PEOPLE ARE VISUAL...THAT`S WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO MY PAGE AND THAT`S WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO LEAVE ME A NOTE...SO AT LEAST HAVE A PICTURE OR OFFER TO SEND ONE...WHERE`S THE COURTESY PEOPLE??? I`M A SOUTHERN GIRL AND SOME THINGS I AM OLD FASHIONED ABOUT...YEAH SOMETIMES WOMEN LIKE TO DO THINGS FOR THEMSELVES BUT IF YOU OFFER TO TAKE A YOUNG LADY OUT...HAVE A CAR...BORROW ONE, RENT ONE, STEAL ONE, I DON`T CARE JUST DON`T LET ME KNOW THAT`S WHAT YOU DID...BUT DON`T THINK IT`S KOOL OR OKAY FOR HER TO DRIVE YOU ALL AROUND FOR YOUR DATE....IT`S NOT!!! ONE QUESTION....ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!? SOME PEOPLE ARE SO LAUGHABLE....LOL THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR SOME TIME NOW & IT`S JUST RIDICULOUS.IF YOU DECIDE TO SEND SOMEONE A NOTE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK FOR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS BEFORE PRESSING THE SEND BUTTON. MEN WOULD YOU SPEAK TO A WOMAN WHO WAS UNABLE TO CONVEY A COMPLETE COHERENT THOUGHT. BELOW ARE SOME EXAMPLES AND THE FIRST ONE IS FROM SOMEONE WHO SAID HE`S A TEACHER...THOSE POOR KIDS. I ASK YOU MEN....ARE YOU SERIOUS??? 1)DRAMA`S ALL YOURS. SMILING.. YOU ARE STILL A CUITE THOUGH.. I REALLY DON`T NO WHAT ALL THE TENSION WAS ABOUT.. BUT IF. I AFFENDED YOU IDO APOLOGIZE.. ALL I WAS DOING LIKE I`M BEEN IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS. LOL IS TRYING TO HAVE A OPPORTUNITY TO CHLL OR KICK IT.. HAVE A GREAT DAY! 2)whats popin baby so were in carolina you from ever thought about beinng wit a younger man. IF I HAVE ANYMORE THOUGHTS I`LL ADD THEM.. CAUSE I`M A WOMAN PHENOMENALLY PHENOMENAL WOMAN, THAT`S ME  Innocent What`s your sexual appeal? brought to you by Quizilla  hug from behind- you like to feel what the other person is feeling and see things how they see them. you tendto be serious and emotional. |
