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The man The myth The Legend I AM DAUNBREAKABLE1

I'M REPPING NC TO THE FULLEST!

Now living The Northern VA area 703 that Alexandria Va....
Nothing much to really say...I'm A BP VET met alot of cool people over the years .Some good and some bad.but thats life!!!

Pisces yeah baby!!!!! Pretty much a laid back and funny dude..I like long walks on the beach,poems,cuddling ,and cooking for my BYTCH ..j/k lol But whatever you need to know just ask!!!
A FEW QUESTIONS OR IS IT? (Comedy central)

1. HOW IN THE WORLD DO WOMEN STAY HAVING SCREEN NAMES STARTING WITH
(SEXY/WET/69 ETC.) BUT STAY HAVING NO PICS TO PROVE IT? LOLLOLOL GIRL GET A GRIP...

2.WHY DO SOME PEOPLE GET ONLINE AND ASK YOU WHY ARE YOU ONLINE SO EARLY...BUT THEY DOING THE SAME THING? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU UP? LOL

3.LADIES TELL ME WHY YOU GOT *bleep* AND CHOOCHIE SHOTS ON YA PAGE...BUT AT DA BOTTOM YOU GOT PICS OF YA KIDS AND HOW MUCH LOVE EM? THAT IS
GHETTOOOOOOOOOOOOO...LOL

4.FELLAS WHY IS IT...YOU LOG ONLINE AND FAKE LIKE YOU HARD...BUT WHEN
dudes SEE YOU IN THE STREET YOU RUN? DAMN SHAME...LOL YALL BETTER LEARN

5.WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE GET ONLINE AND TAKE THIS ISH LIKE IT`S REAL
LIFE? TAKE A JOKE IT`S FREE

6.FELLAS STOP TRYING TO HARD TO LIE BOUT WHAT KINDA CAR YOU DRIVE TO
IMPRESS A CHICK FROM THE NET...

7.LADIES PLEASE STOP LOOKING FOR MEN ONLINE AND ASKING THEM FOR ISH YOU DON`T HAVE(GIRL I NEED A MAN WITH A CAR)..BUT YOU DON`T HAVE ONE? LOL GIRL PLEASE...

8.TELL ME WHY ALL THE FINE WOMLEN ON BP TAKEN? LOL

9.WHY ARE THE FINE WOMEN THE ONES WITH THE MOST DRAMA? (GIMMIE A UGLY
CHICK)LOL

10.WHY IS MOST WOMEN STAY WANTING THESE LIGHT SKIN DUDES?? BROWN IS IN BABY!!!

11.WHY ARE YALL DUDES SO THIRSTY FOR NEW WOMEN? (WOMEN COME AND GO
FELLAS)

12.IS IT TRUE THAT SIZE MATTERS LADIES? (I LOVE MY 3 INCH)...IT WORK
WONDERS...LOL

13.LADIES IF YOU GIVE IT UP ON THE FIRST DATE...MOST LIKELY...YOU WILL
ONLY BE SEX FROM THERE ON OUT....

14.WHY DO YOU GUYS TEND TO WANNA SAVE CHICKS WITH NOTHING GOING FOR
THEMSELVES? WHAT IS THE LOGIC BEHIND THAT?
15. WOMEN/MEN IF YOU DECIDE TO BE WITH SOMEONE...GO IN BEING
HONEST...LITTLE LIES
TURN INTO BIG PROBLEMS....

16. WHY IN THE BLUE HELL LADIES WITH FREAK PICS ON THE PAGE STAY
SAYING (FELLAS THIS PAGE FOR THE LADIES ONLY...PLEASE DON`T SEND NOTES) BUT WHEN WE SEND
ONE...YALL REPLY BACK WITH SOME BOGUS ISH? LOL WHY WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...LOL
LESBIANS TAKING OVER....STOP BEING GREEDY

17.Why do people send notes and only saying *hi* what in the hell does that do for us? Lol I mean...sheesh

18.Ladies if you know for a fact you not feeling a dude.....don t give a fake# out... just tell him no....i mean most dudes can`t accept no...but life goes
on.....

19.Fellas stop being thirsty for a chick cause she got a phat
*bleep*....some of the baddest chicks be the worse.....I know for a fact....lol

20.Ladies why is it when a guy just speak to you...you stick ya nose up
and keep walking like you to good to speak back?(please..Dats why ya
cleavage stank...lol)
but 4 real ladies that blows me...i spoke to dis female today... i was
like*hi...how you doing*...she looked at me like...i know he not speaking
to me...and she looked and kept walking...i was like damn....but life goes on....in my
mind. I was like I hope she fall and buss her pretty lil
face...lol (sike) but women. But just because we speak doesn t mean we trying to get your#or be ya man....it is a few nice and respectable men out here.....feel me?

21. Why in da blue hell do people stay having rapper/singer pics all on their page. But no pics of them? Lol damn you think you gonna be famous or get alot of
hits cause Nelly or eve pics all ova ya damn page? lol....get real....

22.Ladies please please please....if a dude stay eating da
coochie.....do him a favor...suck da dyck..lol I mean we need love to...I REFUSE TO EAT COOCHIE
AGAIN FOR CREDIT....LOL...

23.If you know for a fact you broke before you go to the club...PLEASE
DON`TGO....how my boy was like lets party I got some money....and when
we get there....he was like ummmmm Im broke can yall pay my way
in..lol I TOOK HIS *bleep*
RIGHT BACK HOME.....I`M BROKE TOO....I`M NO CHEVY CHASE BANK....

24.If you sit at work and day dream more then you do work....its time to get a new job...lol(searching now) lol

25.Ladies please please. if you know you not gonna be true to ya
man....leave him alone....same go to the fellas to....It`s REAL OUT HERE...

26.Do dudes getting ladies roses do anything for yall? lol like they gonna get some play..lol

27.Ladies if you know you have alot of baggage...please let us men
know....if its not baby daddy drama....its a crazy ex boyfriend...or you dont work....or
you a heavy drug
addict.....PLEASE....lol

28.Ummmm I wanna know how in da hell people have on their page they only gonna reply to people with pics..and they dont have a pic?...does that make any
sense....dis chick was like *please dont leave me a note if you dont have a pic...so I`m sitting there waiting for her pics toload....GUESS WHAT??? THE
FREAK DIDN`T HAVE ANY....LOL I sent her a nasty *bleep*note....lol

29.Fellas stop thinking just cause you got a nice ride and rims a
woman gonna only get atyou cause of that (in most cases women do...lololol) but ummmmm get
out ya folks house (even doe i`m still at home)...lol

30.why is it a woman all lovey dovey with a man. he the best looking thing on earth....and when yall breakup. He every
ugly, fat, skinny, busted mf on earth? I mean didnt u feel dis way when u was with him? Lol
think about it....

31.why is it...when a female walking and see a group of dudes or just a busted guy and get on da phone and fake like she talking so she won`t be bothered?
lmao man that shyt doesn`t work.....immma still try and holla...I peep game
ladies....lol


32.Fellas why stay chasing women that dont wanna be caught? Women be like (Im such a busy person or Im to busy to do anything)...most likey mean she not interested...i had to learn da hard way...lol...then again people make time for what they WANT!!!!...so I`m done chasing some yall chickens...lol

33..Why is itif a female know they fat like a mf..they stay talking
bout*I`m thick* how you gonna be thick and you shaped like a meatball with feet? Lol

34.Why is it. You know you big and you take pictures of you at a table eating or with food on it? People talk mfs...lol I seen FEW PICS ON HERE AND THEY SITTING AND EATING...LOL then yall wonder why people clown...lol

35.Is it me or the women down south nicer than women up north? I go to
ATL AND GOT PLENTY OF LOVE...women speak back when a brotha speak etc
etc...I come back up dis mf.and broads act like they to good to speak back...and they wonder why they get called a bytch...lol WHERE MY SOUTHERN WOMEN AT? lol

36.i`m just wondering why do women scream they always busy....but soon
a man come out is face and say he gonna take yall out and spend
money..Yall HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD THEN? I mean that shytis annoying.....How can you get to know a person. But have no time to chill. Butwhen its bout spending money on ya...YOUMAKE TIME? (Just wondering. not all women like that)

37.LADIES WHY SEEM INTERESTED IN ADUDE YOU MEET AT DACLUB...GIVE HIM
THE# AND WHEN HE DECIDES TO CALL YOU..DON`T KNOW WHO HE IS?I
MEAN...THAT IS A TURN OFF...LOL *I SAW YOU SAVE MY NAME AND# IN YA PHONE*SO WHEN I CALL IT SHOULD COME UP....INSTEAD YOU ANSWER...*WHO IS THIS?*...LOL
WOMEN SOMETHING ELSE....

38.Ladies please...if you know we trying to get in them draws...make
sure you tell us before you come overyou on ya period...lol not till you get us hot and bothered and we got blueballs like a mf and you belike*I`M ON MY PERIOD* OUR WORLD GOES DOWN HILL....LOL well not mine...imma still hit it...just lay on a dark towel and turn out all da lights...lol *wink*

39.ok ok SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME...WHY IS IT WHEN YOU A BIGGER
PERSON...AND THE SLIGHTEST THING YOU EAT....PEOPLE WANNA ASK...EITHER OR YOU ON A DIET...OR THAT IT ISN`T GOOD FOR YOU? prime EXAMPLE...MY HOMIE...A SLIM DUDE...EAT WAYYYYYYY MORE THAN ME.....HE GET ALL THIS
FOOD....AND PEOPLE DON`T SAY A DAMN WORD...BUT SOON AS I GET DA SAME SHYT HE EATING..HERE IS GOES (WHY YOU EATING THAT MUCH OR YOU KNOW THAT ISN`T HEALTHY) HOW DA FUKK YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT I CAN`T EAT BUT MY SLIM BUDDY GOT DA SAME SHYT AND YALL SAY NOTHING? LOL STAY DA FUKK OUT MY BIZZNEZZ....DAMN...OH YEAH...EVEN AT WORK...I`M NOT THAT HUNGRY...I GET A APPLE OR SOMETHING...FIRST THING PEOPLE ASK*YOU ON A DIET?* I GOTTA BE ON A DIET JUST CAUSE I DON`T GET A WHOLE MEAL AT LUNCH TIME? BUT YALL DIDNT ASK 123 POUND TOMMY THAT SHYT...LOL

40.I just got hit with a wild question...I was asked just because I have my tongue out was I a DL BROTHA? How does a tongue pic make one look like a down low brotha? H E L L NO I AIN`T NO FRUIT CUP....I LOVE DA Nookie....PAMPER DA Nookie...SHEESH....I`M UPSET BOUT THAT...LOL

40.I just got hit with a wild question...I was asked just because I have my tongue out was I a DL BROTHA? How does a tongue pic make one look like a down low brotha? H E L L NO I AIN`T NO FRUIT CUP....I LOVE DA Nookie....PAMPER DA Nookie...SHEESH....I`M UPSET BOUT THAT...LOL

41.Why do people Assume since I`m form NC..I SUPPOSE TO KNOW EVERY LIL TOWN AND BEEN THERE BFORE? LOL DAMN PEOPLE NC IS A BIG...SHEESH..I DON`T KNOW EVERYTHING...LOL

42..I was online 1 day and it was nice outside...this chick hit me on yahoo and asked me* why are you inside online and why aren`t you out enjoying this weather? I`m thinking..how dis chick know if i been out ornot..or even have to be online to handle some bizz...I was like why da fukk are you online and not outside? she get pissed and logged off..lol

2006 List
43.Why is it a group of fine women walking and then you notice a big ugly one? I mean they need love to..but damn..leave the dog at home ladies..lol

44.Ladies if you know you bout to give the guy the nookie please do not GO PISS BEFORE SEX OR TAKE A DUMP and the expect us to wanna eat you or smash..lol GO WASH YOUR ASS!!! MUDDPUPPIES..LOL

45. I want to know why..if you in traffic and 3 lanes over somebody staring at you like ya knwo each other? WTF YOU LOOKING AT? DAMN BREAK YA NECK JUST TO PEEP AND SHYT..LOL

46. Why do most dudes go in a club with shades on? why fellas? is that cute or get yo more women? dumb azz coons!!

47. If you in a club and trying to rap or sing to a song and don't know all the word please STFU you making yaself look stupid..trying to get crunk off lil jon and only know *YEAH!!!! or WHAT!!!!!! How bout google the lyrics next time..lol

48. Next time I open a door being nice on a good day and you don't say thanks..I will punch you in the back of the head until you go into a coma..lol Don't yall hate that shyt? They walk by like you SUPPOSE to open the damn door!!..lol

49..Why when you go to somebody's webpage you see a whole bunch of attracive folks and 1 ugly mf..and you keep reading and you praying that ugly mf not the one that owns the page.....DAMN!!! IT IS!!! clicks off..lol or ask to get at one of their friends..lmao

50. Why do you have that 1 co worker that always popup in your office/cubicle gossiping about who did what and why? BYTCH LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE. SHEESH..LOL

51. Fellas please...stop sending women messages about what type car you drive,what you live in,how big ya pee pee is...THEY DON'T GIVE A FUKK YOU LAME!!! Ole auction %#&@$! niggas..I swear..lol Yall make us real men look bad.lol

52. Don't you hate driving in traffic and you trying ya best to make it somewhere on time and then!!! You end up behind grandma or grandpa....DAMN CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR 60 PLUS ASS OFF THE STREET DRIVING LIKE YOU GOING TO A FUNERAL...THIS 55 MPH NOT 15!!!! HONK HONK MF!!!..LOL

09/08/2006

53. Why do people feel to drive with 1 foot hanging out the window while driving? Hope that mf gt knocked off.lol

54. Ladies if you know for a fact what a dude is about...why call him just to sit on the phone? STOP WASTING OUR TIME? Lol damn girl I want some %#&@$! why the hell do u call me? lol I don't want to hear about your day..I want to hear your MOANS AND GROANS..LOL

55. Why when you decide to go on vacation people always think you gotta be out and about and spending money. How about you give me some money to go party..lol I do need some ME time.

56. If you go out your way to find somebody that was dissing you in a chat room you are a true LAME!!! i HAVE HAD 100S OF PEOPLE Want to come find me to fight over something said in chat.lol CHILD PLEASE!!

10/18/2006

57. Ladies please...if you know you going to the club and wearing tight skirts and shyt...please wear thongs..why do we want to see folded panties in the back like you shytted on yourself or You got thick linings in ya panties..lol GHETTO!!

58. Fellas please understand...that wearing gold in your mouth while trying to talk to females is a no GO. How you talking and spit flying out your mouth and you mumbling words? what chick wants that? WD40 breath azzes..lol

59. If you big..please do not get a small car..lol How you driving in the winter and sweatin inside your car? You can't breath cause you to big to be sitting in a lil azz car trying to save gas..lol You gonna spend more getting the mfing shocks replaced..lol

60. Ladies how about if you know your period on...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE sukk the %#&@$!..lol it's a must and a plus...we hate to get nasty..lol but damn..open your mouth..That is just like a pussi..lol

62. Ladies stop being so catty...I swear...yall can be with ya girls...happen to see another female walk in with a certain look or style and yall start to attack what she wearing..the color..the size..she ugly etc etc..please STUF..LOL And yall complain about dudes doing dumb shyt..lol

11/23/06

63. Happy Thanksgiving folks. So ummmm tell me why when you see family..the first thing they say*DANG YOU GAINED WEIGHT* Or when you eat 1 plate..they ask are you gonna get another plate..why? Damn..ole picky mfs..lol

64. Fellas never ever let anybody borrow money..regardless of whats going on.lol I have learned when you do that..they become ungrateful..I actually helped a shorty pay her rent..ain't that something? and guess what? She wanna act funny now when it's time to pay me back and I relaly hate to put her body in the ground..is it worth it? Lol YES!!!

65. Why when you see the cops pull somebody over you slow down and cause a mfing accident? I mean really..lol why can't you just keep it moving instead of being NOSEY? lol You don't know the person they pulled over.lol

05/23/07 been a minute..lol

66. Ladies..if you know you fat..PLEASE..stop wearing snug shirts..walking around looking like a POORLY DRESSED PANCAKE..LOL I mean really..lol get it together.lol

67.I don't know if i mentioned this..But Why was i just sending notes and forth back to this chick..and i asked could we keep in touch...and she ask me AM I A PERV? I mean really..you been chatting with me on and off for a few weeks and i never gave you the impression i was one.....come to find out...DUDES BE MESSING THE GOOD FRIENDLY GUY UP LIKE ME...Coming at these broads asking for some TWAT...LOL STOP NOW FELLAS!!!!! I'm not taking the downfall for you..lol I'm a perv only when i'm inside her..lol *wink* lol

68.If you go out your way to get UPSET what someone say to you online and want to go to another stae and find them to fight because they clowned you on myspace,bp,or a chat room...YOU ARE A LAME!!!! I mean how in the world This dude wanna come all the way to VA and fight me cause i clowned him on chat? lol JUST JOKES YOU LAMES..LOL

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