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Hello Ladies, You may agree or disagree with my love and hates but that me. I`m not hard to get along with but I do have standards. If you think I may interest you, send a note, or sign dat damn guestbook. You can also INSTANT MESS me at Daddy_Choc on Yahoo HOLLA I Love..... My Fam,When people sign my g-book, My Daily Bread, DA BLACK ALBUM, Mary J Blige and Meth "Love @ 1st Sight" Song, The "BarberShop" 1 & 2, Venus & Serena, Burning CD`s cause I dont got $18.00, Makin Da Band 2, French Vanilla Coffee, Teddy Graham Crackers, Da 2002 Altima, The #2 Breakfast Meal from McDonald`s, Hip-Hop Music, Getting extra hours on my check when I didn`t work them shhhhhhhh, The movie "Baby Boy" when homeboy was in the kitchen scrambling eggs and Tyrese walked in and he asked him if he wanted some, Playing Uno, Da New 2003 Jay-Z, 8 Mile, Long Island Iced Tea, Shopping, P-DIDDY, Big Breast, Iron Mike Tyson, Chris Tucker, 106 & Park, Fabolous Da Rapper, Judge Mathis he still thinks that he`s a thug, Leave it to Beaver, Howard`s pork skins, Musiq Soulchild, Ricki Lake`s Guest, Lil Bow Wow, Hartford Connecticut, Chris Rock, Mr. Biggs, Lakers, Raiders, Kings of Comedy, Cheese Doodles, Faith Evans, XXL Mag, Steve Harvey Show, Snapples, Roy Rogers Cheeseburgers, R. Kelly Chocolate Factory CD, Arizona Iced Tea, Aisha Tyler, The Proud Family Show, Vanillaroma air freshers, ALL Women, Good Kids, Clean finger nails, Women w/Glasses, Real Hair, Jokes, Reese Cups, Howard Stern, Chocolate chip cookies, Traveling, Sex, Pretty smiles, Sleeping, Frosted Flakes, The CourtYard by Marriott, Sanford & Son, Janet, Nia Long, Oxtails w/rice, Nintendo 64, Bootleg Video Tapes, Lucky You Cologne, Clean Cars, Women that get their car oil changed on the reg., Black brothers that take care of their kids., FOXNEWS! Dining out, The ROCAFELLA CAMP, Rush Hour the movie, Jeep Cherokees, The Klumps, Blind Date show, DJ Clue CD`s, Cold nights, Doritos, Nautica Clothes, Cita`s World R.I.P., R. Kelly 12Play disc, Tropicana OJ, Blu Cantrell, Peaches & Creame, Shrek, Jam Masta Jay, Poland Spring Water, Disney Channel nice clean TV, Cheaters TV Show, Raven, Star & BucWild, Hostess HoneyBuns create your own visited states map or check out these Google Hacks. I Hate (nothing personal)..... When people DONT sign my guestbook, BP Instant Messenger, When I buy something and it dont come up on sale like advertized where is the dayum manager, Lil Jon He looks DIRTY, The "Sauce" Magazine, When females describe themselves as PECAN or MOCHA, ur azz is either lightskin or darkskin. When my phone goes into roam, Girls who think they are Jamacian just because they went to a Reggae club or is dating a Jamacian that sells weed, When my Jet magazine is late, When you taking a shyt and there is no toilet paper in the bathroom and you gotta go all the way to the pantry to get more with your pants down hoping no one walks in the house, Bill O`Reily, When I go over my minutes on my cellphone, When someone drinks all the Kool-Aid, HACKERS, When the beeper company beeps me tellin me to pay my bill, Stankin feet, When people call my cell phone and I dont answer but they dont leave a voicemail, PR rice that shyt be hard azz hell, On-line pimps, Cyber thugs, Guinness Stout, Mobb Deep, When thelady in front of you at the grocery store digs way the phuck down in her pocketbook to get the exact change, Pepsi, When ugly girls says how thick they are "who cares" that dont make you look any better, When I`m shytting and my ride pulls up, Judge Hatchett "always wanna hug somebody",Black reporters in harms way, PT Cruisers, Dogs, Chinese Food, TRL, When I gotta wait on fries at McDonalds and then they put salt on them, Imus in the Morning, Ja FOOL! That "INVISIBLE" status on Yahoo why you hiding, People standing outside eating their dinner GHETTO!, Gold teeth, Lil Romeo, When my cell phone battery dies, When I run out of Polo Sport Cologne, Flat A$$e$, MTV Road Rules, Flashin Yellow Lights and I cant get on the main street, Larry King, Emergency Rooms, Mary J`s PMS Song, TV Special Reports, Teddy Bears, David Letterman, Bread crumbs in the butter, Leftover pizza, McDonalds Drive-thru, When my barber goes on his lunch break, When I`m sleepin and the dayum phone starts ringing and I`m butt naked under my covers and its cold as hell and the phone is over there, That Aaliyah and Left Eye had to leave us "R.I.P", Red lights, When school buses make sudden stops, Hairy armpits, Store credit (give me my damn money) Gettin paid every 2 weeks, Lil Kim`s NOTORIOUS Disc, A stank mouth, Slow computers, When I cant find the remote and its under my pillow, Bad kids, Snow, Big Macs, When I cant find a parkin spot at the mall, When it rains after I wash my car, Ni@@as that take their time crossin the street(I done hit about 4 of them), Being late, When someone is flooding a chat room, Girls that get their nails done but still got ugly rough hands, Drug users, Speed checks, Hammers on your toes, When I dont hit the number, Terrorist, Video Soul Gold, Crazy Ex-Boyfriends, The price of gas, Crooked cops, HS dropouts, Credit cards, Females that smoke, Dirty phones, Nappy head lil boys, When UConn lose, Pigfeet, Grown a$$ lil girls, People wearing shades in da Club, Mama`s that takeup fo their bad a@@ kids, Store security, Scratched CD`s, Black on Black crime, The Bulls when they Jordan was playin, Ni@@as on cell phones in the club, When the cable goes out, My aol bill, When the usher tell me to get out of someone else seat (DAYUM), When my friends dont give up gas money, A concert when the top performer doesn`t show up. (I want a refund), Getting patted down, I Love Lucy tv show, Beggin a@@ ni@@as in the club, Wyclef, Montel Williams, Girls that stand like they`re BOW_LEGGED, but they`re not! MA$E, Fake fights on Springer, Parking tickets, Judge Judy This is only for the purpose of a good laugh. Dont take it seriously! So tell me about you........... P.S. If you lick, I lick back ITS A WRAP! |
