WARNING--ENTER AT YO OWN RISK!
YOU BETTA BUCKLE UP!
YES, MY MESSAGE IS LONG...REASON NUMBER 1 IS BECAUSE I DONT WANT BP POSTING ALL THOSE ADS ON HERE BUT I KNOW THEY WILL (AT DA TOP & ON DA BOTTOM), BP REMOVED ITEMS FROM MY PAGE IN ORDER TO DO SO--like my music player...I keep replacing it but they keep removing it to add ads. (WISHED DEY WOULD REMOVE DAT GAIN DETERGENT BOX BECAUSE I CAN'T REMOVE IT & IT'S NOT MY SIGNATURE FRAGRANCE--PHEROMONE BY MARILYN MIGLIN IS)! & NUMBER 2, I HAD TO FONT WHAT I WANTED KNOWN! You may wanna get a bite to drink or sumfin to eat B4 u begin!<<<did dat on purpose!
EBONICS ALERT: DON'T READ IF U CAN'T COMPREHEND! YES, I DO KNOW HOW TO SPELL!!
I GUESS U DIDN'T GET DA MEMO OR EMAIL REGARDING DIS, HUH? TO TAKE A PIC OF YOSELF USING YO CELL PHONE WHILE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, TURN DA CAMERA AROUND & POINT TOWARDS THE MIRROR & LOOK AT YOSELF ON YO CELL PHONE SCREEN THRU DA MIRROR. IT WILL BE A PIC JUST OF U & NOT A PIC OF U & YO CELL PHONE! (UNLESS U WANNA LET PPL KNOW U GOT A CHEAP OR AN EXPENSIVE CELL PHONE--BUT WHO CARES? IT'S LIKE HAVING A ROLEX OR TIMEX>>DEY BOF TELL TIME!--IT'S LIKE HAVING AN I-PHONE OR A DIE-PHONE---DEY BOF WORK SOMETIME)! CLEAN THE MIRROR OFF FIRST! WHO WOULD WANNA LOOK @ TOOTHPASTE SPLATTERS? EVERY COMPUTER SYSTEM & CELL PHONE WIF A CAMERA HAS A ROTATE BUTTON, SO ROTATE YO PIC B4 POST-N SO IT WON'T COME OUT SIDEWAYS!
VISITED DA DIRTY SOUF RECENTLY & I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A TIME WARP...PPL WERE STILL WEAR-N BLUE TOOFS LIKE IT WAS A PIECE OF JEWELRY...HADNT SEENT THOSE IN A FEW YEARS NOW>>>SMDH!
BLACK AMERICAN PEOPLE: GO TO GOOGLE.COM & TYPE IN AFRICAN SCAMS. ALSO, GO TO YOUTUBE.COM & WATCH/LISTEN. READ ON IF YOU CARE TO. AFRICANS: READ MY "AFRICANS ALERT" BELOW--FURTHER DOWN IN THIS MESSAGE. I'M NOT IMPLYING THAT ALL AFRICANS ARE "BAD OR SCAMMERS", BUT THEY DO GET ON MY NEXT TO THE LAST NERVE. JUST BEWARE!
Scammers will:
- Ask you to talk or chat using an outside messaging service or email account. Da Africans ALWAYS ask, "Do u have yahoo?" If u MUST chat wif an AfriScam insist on use-n BP's IM service only. Dey, (the AfriScammers) know how to hack yo email account. Just be aware!
- WHILE YOU'RE IN AN "IM" WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NOT AN AFRICAN, THE AFRICANS HAVE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO INSERT AN ANONYMOUS PHONE CALL NUMBER FOR YOU TO CALL AS IF IT'S COMING FROM THAT PERSON WHOM YOU ARE CHATTING WITH & VICE-VERSA. DON'T DIAL ANY NUMBERS!
- SOME OF THE AFRICANS ARE SHOWING THEIR ETHNICITY AS "NATIVE AMERICAN" BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!
Vanish mysteriously from the site, often after being caught and removed (THE MAJORITY OF THOSE 'CLOSED' PHOTOS ON YO PAGE WERE AFRICANS)!
- Talk about destiny & fate
- Start their sentence with "Am"
- Claim to be recently widowed
- Claim that they are not like the other Africans
- Claim that they pastor a church, own their own business
- Claim that they are in the military but don't know their rank
- They are always looking for their "soul mate"!
- They are asking for ur mother's maiden name...why why why? RED FLAG!
- They lie a lot & always get caught lying
- Ask for your address or contact info under the guise of sending gifts
- Request you watch them on their webcam to view their sexual anatomy
- Make a lot of grammatical and spelling errors>>>LOTS!
- The AFRICANS are now using pics of white people, DEAD ppl & ppl from magazines & internet! Lots of spamming, too! They are pathetic!
- Say they live in the U.S., i.e.: New York City, I guess dat's da only place they know/read of, but don't know anything about the city if you question them. Then they use the excuse that they are currently traveling & living in another state but they actually live in Japan, London, Italy or Australia...HA!>>>A JOKE!
- Always eventually ask you for money
A Quote From A Member (with permission): "I think they (BP) should screen them like some of the other sites".
ME: NO, I'VE NEVA BEEN SCAMMED...I'M 2 SMART 4 DAT!
I WILL NEVER CONTACT N E 1 VIA EMAIL OR AN OUTSIDE INSTANT MESSAGING SERVICE, NOR VIEW U ON YO WEBCAM, NOR CALL U, NOR TEXT U, NOR SKYPE U, NOR "FB" U, NOR "HOLLA" @ U, NOR GIVE OUT MY REAL NAME...SO PLEASE DONT ASK! WHY DO DA MAJORITY OF MEN ON DIS SITE THINK IT'S NECESSARY 2 SHOW THEIR PHONE NUMBER AND/OR EMAIL ADDRESS ON THEIR PAGE? DAT'S LEAVING YOURSELF WIDE OPEN FOR SCAMS & VIRUSES! SEEMS KINDA HARD UP 2 ME! TWO OR MORE PPL IN A PIC IS CONFUSING...ESPECIALLY WHEN U DONT MAKE IT KNOWN WHICH 1 U R!
NO MO FRIENDS REQUESTS ACCEPTED. YES, I HAVE ONLY 7 & I HAVE ALL I WANT! SO IF U SENT ME 1, I KNOW U DIDNT READ DIS!
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PLEASE READ MY PAGE BEFORE SENDING ME A NOTE OR AN IM (INSTANT MESSAGE)."COPY & PASTE" NOTES ARE NOT APPRECIATED!
DON'T HESITATE TO POST ON MY GUESTBOOK. THANK YOU!
I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL NOT READ THIS 'CAUSE IT'S TOO LONG & DA MAJORITY OF YOU WANNA SEE "BUCKET" NAKEDNESS! I'M NOT TRYNA LOOK "HOT" OR "SEXY", DAT AIN'T MY STYLE! (DAT'S DA WRONG APPROACH). MOST MEN WON'T READ DIS N E WAY! THEN DEY WANNA SEND ME IM's & NOTES & ASK ALL KINDS OF QUESTIONS & ALL DA ANSWERS ARE HERE!
I am a DamZel in this Dress. I do not need rescuing by a knight in shining armor or need any help (that would be a damSel in disTress). Lemme break it down 4 ya: My screen/user name is just a play on words &, "NO," you cannot look under my dress! For those of u who still don't get it: This means that I'm a lady in a (dis=this) dress (a dress is not shown in the main picture, but on other pics on my page, I am wearing a dress). So, for u to think i'm in some kind of disTress ain't funny! You see, I`ve heard it all before...coming from a classy & timeless lady, I am about no foolishness! Like da men say, "NO DRAMA"; always a Lady to the utmost! E'rythang is spelled out here! FYI: I AM NOT WHITE, LIKE DA AFRI-SCAMMERS THINK I AM. I'M NOT EVEN "RED BONE," IT WAS DA CAMERA FLASH...JUST LOOK DA OTHA PICS ON MY PAGE!
WHY IS IT WHEN I VISIT DA MAJORITY OF THE BLACK MENS' PAGE, THEIR 1ST SONG CHOICE IS, "THERE GOES MY BABY" BY CHARLIE WILSON? I'D RATHER HEAR, "THERE GOES MY BABY" BY USHER. MUCH BETTA! & DA SECOND MOST PLAYED IS, "NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT" BY MARVIN SAPP>>>COM'ON YA'LL, BE MORE ORIGINAL!
*****WHITE MEN ALERT*****
QUESTION...Why are there so many white men on this site hitting my page or sending notes and IMs late at night or early in the mernnnn-ting?<<<MaDea's word! Hence, the name BLACKplanet.com! Seems kinda sneaky to me! Like they say, "Once you go BLACK, you'll go BROKE"! LOL! Us Sistas (Black Women) can you believe that a white man asked me what is a sista or sistah? That's why I had to break it down 4 ya. We know you all just love our FULL LIPS, our voluptuous shapes & hair! We just can't have anythang! You people(oh no! she didn't type, "You people"--oh yes I did!) have eharmony.com, match.com & a whole lot of other sites. We need our own site! The next thing we know, they'll change the name to WHITEplanet.com. But then they would have a lot of Brothahs or Brothas (BLACK Men) on their site, LOL! I'll have to go their site to look for some BLACK AMERICAN MEN. So, where were da white men between 1999 (when BP was 1st launched) till the end of 2008? WHY DO WHITE MEN COME ON DIS SITE & THEN TRY TO "PRETEND" DAT DEY DIDNT KNOW DAT DIS IS A "BLACK" SITE? SMDH! QUOTE: "BlackPlanet.com — is the leading social networking site for Black Americans with over 15 million members, 20,000+groups and more than 200 million page views." "World's largest free African-American online community where Black women and Black men meet to chat, discuss and engage on what matters to US." If I hit your page, it may be by mistake, you may look like a light "skinntded" (yes, dat's an ebonics' word!) BLACK man OR it may be because I want you to read this alert! (DON'T GET EXCITED). WHITE MEN...PLEASE DON'T CALL ME "BABE". That's a white man's dead give away! I don't like terms of endearment coming from a stranger. And, we already know the secret why the white women are on here! WHY DO white MEN WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS & FLIP FLOPS? WHY DO white PPL KISS THEIR DOG & LET THEIR DOG LICK/LAP THEM ON THEIR FACE & LIPS? DAT "$#*+" IS NASSY<<<EBONIC WORD. I KNOW DA WHITE PPL PROLLY ASK DA SAME "WHY DO's" ABOUT US--BUT THIS IS MY PAGE. U CAN WRITE IT ON YO OWN PAGE!
It's kinda strange that the white men think they have full reign since we have a BLACK prez now! I'm not prejudice (some of my best friends are white). LOL! I'm even dancing with one in the pic below, but I prefer BLACK AMERICAN MEN in THAT, AND in all other areas, though. (OK, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO SCROLL DOWN & COME BACK UP!). <<<---Here's where you left off!
Why is it that the white man will never talk to you in a crowded elevator? But just be alone with him and he'll tell you how good you look & how wonderful you smell & would talk extremely fast before the elevator stops! I get that all the time (COUNTDOWN TIME: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1--THERE HE GOES-NEVER FAILS)! A BLACK MAN WILL TALK AT ANY TIME! They ain't got no shame in their game! Right - Brothas? Lots of Sistahs have attested to this! White MEN...DON'T SEND ME A NOTE OR AN "IM" TO TRY & CHALLENGE ME & TELL ME HOW YOU'VE DATED BLACK WOMEN...YOU ALL ARE GOOD @ DAT!! SO...WHAT DO U WANT...A GOLD STAR STICKER, A COOKIE, A STAND-N OVATION OR WHAT?
MY OBSERVATION: NOTICE HOW DA white PEOPLE ARE GIVING EACH OTHER FIST BUMPS NOW SINCE THEY SAW THE PREZ & 1ST LADY DOING IT!? DANG, WE'VE BEEN DOING DAT FOR YEARS! NEXT, DEY GON TRY & TAKE AWAY DA "DAPZ" FROM US! I'M JUST SAY-N! I BET DEY WILL TRY TO FIND OUT FROM A BLACK PERSON, "WHAT IS DAPZ?"...I'M JUST SAY-N, AGAIN!! AT LEAST SOME OF THEM HAVE STOPPED SLAPPING THE GAME PLAYERS ON THEIR BUTTS, SEEMED KINDA GAYISH TO ME. OH, 1 MO THANG: DEY R SAY-N DA PHRASES, "MY BAD" & "OH SNAP"...THOSE ARE SO PASSE! SOME OF THE white PPL LOVE TO EMULATE US BLACKS, THINKING THEY CAN FIT IN & TRY TO BE KEWL! LOL!
A QUOTE FROM A MEMBER (with permission): "Like you, I find it troubling that these white guys come to OUR place like hyenas looking for weak and wounded BLACK women to exploit".
UPDATE: THE WHITE MEN HAVE FINALLY LEFT ME ALONE! THEY MUST WOKE UP AND SMELLED THE BLACKNESS & THAWT, "THERE IS NO WAY IMMO GET HER". YA DAMN SKIPPY--WOOOO-HOOOO!
BLACK Men with earring(s), gold toof/teefas (grill), a jacked-up grill and all dat blingage, tattoo(s) on their neck and face, sagging, throwing up hand signs & flashing cash are a turn-off. I do not like DOGS, (the 4 legged nor the 2 legged kinds). So, if your screen name has the word, "dog, dogg or dawg," (THANKS FOR THE WARNING-COS I KNOW--A DAWG IS A DAWG, IS A DAWG. Don't say it's yo fraternity's mascot), boy, boi or bwoy, thug & the variation spellings of the "N" word in it, you will not get a response from me. We all know dat the "N" word (any way you spell it) has played out & also the word, "BOO" so, just let it go!
QUESTION: WHY IS IT DAT SOME BLACK GROWN "ARSE" MEN/BOYS ARE USING DA WORD,"BOY, BOI OR BWOI" IN THEIR SCREEN NAME & GET MAD WHEN THE POLICE CALL THEM DAT NAME?...scratching my head, tryna figure dat one out! UTT OHHHH...A MEMBER TOLD ME THAT WHEN THEY HAVE "BOY, BOI OR BWOI" IN THEIR SCREEN NAME, THAT MEANS THEY ARE GAY! (Must be some kind of "GAYDAR" code)! NOTICE HOW MANY MEN HIT THEIR PAGE! I found that out to be true! (Lawdhammercy). I am looking for some intelligent, classy BLACK AMERICAN STRAIGHT MEN ONLY. I am not interested in men outside of my race. These are MY preferences! WHY DO SOME BLACK MEN WEAR SHADES/SUNGLASSES INDOORS? MAKES ME WANNA DROP A COIN N DEIR BUCKET/GLASS! WHAT'S DA POINT OF LEAVING A TOOFPICK N YO MOUF @ ALL TIMES & LEAVING DA PRICE TAG ON YO HAT? A "MAN CAVE" IS NOT NECESSARY TO PROVE U R A REAL MAN! JUST DON'T LIVE WIF YO MOMMA, GRANDMOMMA, AUNT, CUZIN & NEM NOR YO SISTAH!
DAMZELnDisDRESS DON'T TAKE NO MESS!
I AM A LEO: The Lion--Great talker. Attractive & passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy & childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable & tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun...is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing!!! Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive, attractive, attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found!
FOR THE BLACK AMERICAN MAN: HIS EBONY SKIN, HIS DARK EYES & FULL LIPS. THE DEEP SHADOW OF HIS JAW, HIS BROAD SHOULDERS STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY THE WORLD. A COMMANDING FORCE IN THIS JUNGLE WE CALL LIFE.
*********AFRICANS ALERT*********
I am not interested in BOYS/MEN/GIRLS/WOMEN/LESBIANS/GAYS from GHANA, GUYANA, NIGERIA, UGANDA, NORTH, SOUTH, EAST OR WEST AFRICA, UNITED KINGDOM or anywhere in AFRICA or outside the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IF YOU ARE AN AFRICAN LIVING OR "PRETEND" TO BE LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES...I'M STILL NOT INTERESTED! STOP CALLING ME "MA." I cannot be your Sugar Momma & help get you here! Not interested in SCAMMERS/SCHEMERS who's always asking me for my email address! Here it is: NoMoAfricans@jewhoo.com. (CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT AN AFRICAN ACTUALLY TRIED TO USE THAT EMAIL ADDRESS?--SMDH)!! For those of you who have your email address showing on yo page, I hear that in other countries, they sell email addresses, be careful, that's how you can get a virus that can wipe out your system completely! The Africans are slick, they CAN and WILL figure out YO PASSWORD! We already know that the Africans are using places in da United States as their locations & other people's pics to try & throw some people off, but that does not work with me! The AFRICANS have stole pics of other people & now using pics of white people! THEY ARE NOW SENDING THEIR PHONE NUMBERS VIA IM's REQUESTING PRIVATE PHONE CALLS. HA! AFRICAN, WHAT'S YO TELEPHONE NUMBER? IMMO CALL U, BUT U GOTTA ACCEPT DA CHARGES, THEN WE CAN TALK FOR HOURS, OK? (Why do Africans always type, "OK" or "okay" at the end of their sentences, questions, statements OR remarks)? OK, OK, OK! (LOL). Some of their typing & diction is terrible!
UPDATE: (As of 10/14/09 the Africans have finally left me alone)! YAY!!!!! They all must have gone on vacation to the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, but I know they'll be baaaacccccccckkkk! UPDATE: I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...THE AFRICANS ARE BAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKK! AS OF 11/30/09 (Must have been a 2-weeks' vacation)! ANOTHER UPDATE: The Africans have disappeared since that attempted bombing of the airplane to Detroit on Xmas Day, 2009...He got LIFE IN PRISON! Africans, stop asking me if I believe in God just to play on my sympathy...dat does not work, either! And, "NO", I do not need any laptops! Oh yes! I am fed up with da Africans(AFRI-SCAMS). 3RD UPDATE: THEY ARE BACK AGAIN...ALL OF 'EM IN THEIR CHAT CAFES WORRYING ME...Just cross my name offa yo list. I WISH THEY WOULD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WON'T TO BE THEIR FRIEND & I DON'T NEED THEM TO BE MINE! WE ALL KNOW DEY NEED TO MEET THEIR QUOTA SO THAT DEY WON'T HAFTA GET A BEAT-DOWN BY THEIR CHAT-SCAMMER-BOSSMAN. I BLOCK BETWEEN 300-400 AFRICANS MONTHLY. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!
BLACK AMERICAN MEN: NO PIC, NO RESPONSE. My age limitation: BLACK AMERICAN MEN ONLY between the ages of 54 to 59. I ALREADY KNOW THAT AGE IS NOTHING BUT A NUMBER--BUT IT DOES NOT WORK HERE, AS I'M NOT TRYNA BE A COUGAR/JAGUAR--(No sh!t Sherlock)! If your age is private, I will not respond. I am NOT interested in MARRIED MEN (Believe me, there are some married men on this site who want discretion--unhuuunnhhhh, for real, do'>>>3 snaps in Z formation. (1 SNAP 4 me, one 4 u & 1 for yo wife!) or "LEGALLY" SEPARATED, NOR SEPARATED (LOTS OF DRAMA, I'VE HEARD), INVOLVED PARTNER (DRAMA, I'VE HEARD), BEING DISCREET (DRAMA, I'VE HEARD), DOWN-LOW, GAY or BI-SEXUAL Men and, I am NOT interested in WOMEN of any kind! I ain't tryna be yo friend. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN MIDGETS/DWARFS, CONVICTS OR EX-CONVICTS, STALKERS, NOR CHILD MOLESTERS. (Come to think of it...who's gonna admit it)? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YO RELIGIOUS OR NON-RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, i.e.: JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, ATHEISTS OR YO "YAWEH" way of thinking (mainly for prisoners or ex-convicts). NO MUSLIMS, NO HEBREWS! ALL WILL BE BLOCKED! (I think I covered it--jeezzz)...oh yeah, a few mo thangs (OHHHHHH NOOOOOO, SHE'S STILL AT IT!!!):
CIGARETTES, CIGARS, METH, CRACK, PIPE, FREEBASTING (do dey still do dat?) & MARIJUANA smokers are a big turn off...DRUGGIES period. No matter how many mints you pop or gum you chew, you still have STANK BREATH! YELLOW, BROWN, BEIGE, GRAY, TEETH YUCK!! Absotively, NO SMOKERS! Oh! ok, so, I am very picky. I know what I want and need...oops, there goes another block! IF YO SHIRT IS WHITER THAN YO TEEFAS, THEN U KNOW U NEED SOME SERIOUS WHITENING! WEIGHT TO HEIGHT PROPORTIONATE...NOT WEIGHT TO WIDTH PROPORTIONATE! (JUST STEP AWAY FROM DA PLATE). IF YOU ARE TRYING TO SELL SOMETHING OR PROMOTE SOMETHING ON YO PAGE, I'M DEFINITELY NOT INTERESTED!
How about the pages with no personal message, but they have lots of friends showing & they have been a member for a long time...what`s up with that? I'm glad I don't see, "Page Under Construction" anymore! Try typing something about yourself, for instance...what you are OR are not looking for, a poem or anything, (like I just did--but not as long!) And, please check your spelling. Com`on...it`s not rocket science, ya'll. Some words in my message are spelled that way on purpose, as I do know how to spell!!!<<<repeated dis on purpose!
And why would you want to put a pic of your child or children (or at our age--grandkid(s) on this adult site & exploit them like that)? IT AIN'T CUTE NOR FUNNY! This is a pet peeve of mine. You can write your own!
>>>WHY R DERE SO MANY LONELY MEN IN OHIO? MAYBE YALL SHOULD MOVE TO ANOTHA STATE!<<<
I don't have issues, as I am speaking for myself & some other members of this site who have agreed with me! Again, these are MY preferences. I don't like to waste time. I ain't here to sugarcoat anythang!
FROM A MEMBER (with permission): "It's EXTREMELY rare, but so REFRESHING to hear someone not only speak their mind eloquently & intelligently, but also FUNNY AS HELL, LOL! Reading ur personal msg made my day, had to agree with everything u had to say, that's why I read it all! :-)"
JUST BECAUSE I'M IN MY 50'S THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE JAZZ...I DON'T, AND, I DO NOT LIKE RAP (EXCEPT FOR OLD SKOOL- CLEAN RAP).
THIS IS FOR THE BLACK AMERICAN MEN ONLY:
By Bob Perks (prolly a white man) (last 2 lines by me):
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess
I wish enough `Hellos` to get you through the final `Good-byes`
My friends and loved ones, I wish you ENOUGH
They say; It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life time to forget them.
(So ya'll Brothas don't forget me, ya hear)?
I ALSO WISH YOU WELL!
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME IN READING THIS LONG "ARSE" MESSAGE.
HEY! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
Note: Comments & opinions are welcomed VIA a note...might as well, if you made it this far, I applaud you!
STICK A FORK IN ME, IM DONE! HALLEYBERRY LOOO YERRR!
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