"To Live is to undo your belt and look for trouble. Whereas, Death is no trouble at all."
"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. You cannot have courage without FEAR" -- WWI Fighting Ace Eddie Rickenbocker
"Success breeds enemies. You can be successful and have many enemies, or be unsuccessful and have many friends" -- Frank Lucas
A few things to remember while on your travels throughout the Planet:
There is a fine line between following Jesus and stalking him;
It`s hard to make a come back when you haven`t been anywhere; and
A Smith & Wesson beats four Aces!
A Joke
One day after a seminar a priest offered a nun a lift from the seminary to the convent. She got in his car and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest, after years of chasity, nearly had an accident. After regaining control of the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, do you remember Psalm 129?' The priest quickly removed his hand. But, upon changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, do you remember Psalm 129??' The priest apologized: 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest hurriedly rushed in to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Lesson: You often miss great opportunities when you assume.
01/24/08 -- Update
- Went snowboarding in the Poconos Mountains for my birthday over the hoiliday weekend and had a blast. I tried a couple of the "Blue/Intermediate" level slopes. When you're standing on top of a mountain looking down at some ungodly declining slope you discover quickly if you've truly got the stones or not. Between snowboarding, my motorcycle, para-sailing, scuba-dving, plans to sky-dive this spring and lots of other dumb stuff, I've come to the conclusion that I've got the stones. So what am I trying to prove, and who am I trying to prove it to?? I need to calm my a$$ down, get married and have some kids -- There,... I said it. Now to follow up.....
Everyone must realize that eventually you're going to die -- You just have to make the decision on whether your going to die on your knees or go out standing on your two feet.
