I came here to network.
A note to all who won't listen:
It's a race out there and I ain't afraid to run- even in heels!
WARNING: There is a difference in the perspective common to society and that of the person who owns this page. It is strongly recommended that you actually read her page before noting to determine if you would even WANT a response.
You are "SUPER TIGHT" with your FAM!
Your family is tighter than painted-on skinny jeans on a 200 pound chick. It doesn\'t have to be a holiday for your family to spend time together and appreciate one another. Keep it up - cause a tight family bond can be very rewarding!
Tune in to E! Sunday @ 10:30/9:30c to see how tight Snoop and his fam are!
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UmAMuhPhukkinStar 
That's right, I am experienced in being liked by famous people since WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back! when I was hangin wit Mr. Poatatohead... I gots it in on the networking front, 
Representing hoes such as Barbie, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, I built my network of annonymous clientele. If you want to network with me, then I look forward to hearing from you. LMAO! I'm a clown pimp. I pimp clowns...
In general, I don't like when clowns make me act up, but if I gotta do it, it's GONNA be fun!
I'm all over da place: Here I am hangin with da General!
I aim to climb the stratification pyramid.
Thank you for your interest in me. Truly, the search for a significant other that is simultaneously compatable 
and appealing 
is a difficult one, and I am certainly one worthy of being referred to as both, 
but I am not for you. I am TAKEN by the man I have always dreamt to be taken by. I am sorry to report that I will refuse t o be the catalyst of your failure.
If you want to sex me- I AM NOT INTERESTED (I do not need to go online to find someone for sex... If I did, I wouldn't rightfully be able to own the name DatPlatinumPuss, dig???)
***Just because I am approachable does not necessarily mean you gotta approach me on THAT PARTICULAR level. 
I am a product of society. If you don't like me, blame yourself- You made me.
Don't confuse me- I am NOT like all the other females you know. 
I came here to research: humans are SO INTRIGUING... 
I appreciate originality... If you decide to take the time, please bring it....
*Live a day in the life you always wanted- and then DO IT ONE MO' 'GAIN!
I have a book coming out that you may be interested in reading- but it anticipated release unavailable at this time it is called
UR $ 999,999,999.98 from $1BILLION-I got ur CHANGE! By Venus Lanaux
Yes, I am serious!... I am also the same writer that brought HOPE ( 2 months and a day with Social Services). see my blog on myspace www.myspace.com/datplatinumpus s
I know, it sounds funny, but it's no joke- on the realness
I have some very interesting insights...
How do I make love last???
You Transform
You and your lover have a few differences, so in order to make your love last - you transform yourself into an irresistible being, just so you and your baby can rock-on in pure bliss!
Your signature Valentine\'s day cocktail is \'The Transfusion\'- blend 2 parts Aliz Gold Passion, 1 part coconut rum, and 1 parts cranberry juice together and serve over in a rocks glass. Make love...last more than just one night. Love always, Aliz
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I am not about wasting time.
Frequently asked questions:
Is dat puss really platinum?
No.
It's more like URANIUM- but only the most ballinest playa (my HUSBAND) can get dat, so asking for a sample is a waste of time papa!
*Do you like girls too?
Sure! ;0)Who doesn't? I believe that most people were put here to be admired- ESPECIALLY the women... But, DAMN, have you SEEN some of these men? 
Whoa! I can't help but like them too.
No, I will not be a part of your 3some. [Thanks for the interest though]!
www.myspace.com/datplatinumpus s
*Does DatPlatinumPuss mean what i think it does?
Yes... And more.
*Do you got a man/ woman?
God has brought to me the most significant of all significant others. I have no need to look for options at this time.
I am looking to meet some real/ good people for networking and business purposes, friendship or great conversations. Spoken word artists, poets, writers, lyricists, churches, not for profit orgs, cooks, fellow writers, or people with ideas on how to make this world a better place to live in in general... If that's you, I actually WANT to hear from you.
On that note, I'm going to let you reflect if you actually read. If you want to know me, send a message.
Thank you for the attention that you gave to my page, Please don't forget to check out my book with the unspecified delayed release. It is called, You're only $ 999,999,999.98 away from being a BILLIONAIRE...and I've Got Your Change! by Venus Lanaux 
I must go be productive and make some more people happy now, so...
Have a blessed day!
You are Bou-ghetto ? No this isn?t Italian.
You think that "ghettoness" is not cute and do not find it funny. You shop regularly at the mall but mix in some stuff from the 99 cent store with some style. You try to be practical but still hareal!
ve a few tendencies that make people classify you as "Bougie" but enough tendencies to say that you keep it
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Due to time constraints, I do not respond to all inquiries in haste, please be patient, I will get back to you, but I do have a life. 
You’re Smooth Cruising’
You think that it?s important to enjoy life - so you cruise through life driving fast cars. You like to hook up with the opposite sex, so the cars you drive must attract a lot of attention. No matter what car you have, you kept it clean and crisp.
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You are Bed-Sty, Brooklyn
You\'re so cool it\'s hard for the rest of us hoods to keep up. You\'re grounded in rich history and continuously looking forward to a prosperous future.
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Living means moving forward>>>
Now get to movin!!!
Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World
You are living the highlife right now! Congratulations, we are jealous of you. How did you pull that off? You may have had hard times in the past, but everything seems to working in your favor, from a great new job to being in the best shape of your life to a great love...blah blah blah, sappy sappy...good for you (ugh). "I see friends shaking hands, saying \'how do you do\'? They\'re really saying, \'I love you\'...?
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Am I a terrible mom???
More Details: Nope, you're not a terrible mom! A wise woman once said, "You're only a terrible mother if you NEVER think you are one." Being a parent means making tons of choices,some calculated, some on the fly,and at the end of the day, the sum of all of the decisions that go into raising a child are very often more important than the individual details, themselves. Just being here at BabyZone shows you take an interest in your baby's wellbeing; and for that, you are a terrific mom. When you're feeling a tinge of guilt, for whatever reason, check out: Our community boards: Talk to Moms Like Yourself! Bookmark this! The Guiltless Guide to Parenting Overcoming Mothers' Guilt about Work When Breastfeeding Just Can't Happen Are You a Glutton for Punishment, Mom?
