Name:
DaLontai
A.K.A
Delow Brown
Age:22
Black(African American)
EDMOND RESIDA
EASTSIDE RIDA
FREE TO MAKE YOURSELF
AT HOME TAKE OFF YOU
SHOES LOOSE UP YOUR TOP
AND LAY BACK AND RELAX
AND TELL ME WHAT CAN A
MAN SUCH AS MY SELF DO
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.LEAVE
ALL YOUR WANTS AND NEED
IN THE G-BOOK OR A NOTE
AND ILL GET BACK 2 U I
PROMISE
Me:
5`8
Stocky
Smart
Silly
Goofy
Most important bout my cash
Have goals
Got a J.O.B.
Got a CAR (1972 Buick Skylark)
its at da bottom
Any more questions leave a note
Here sum funny stuff to read:
Q. What doesn`t belong in
this list:
Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your
meat, eggs or
wife, but you can`t beat a
blowjob
Q. Why does a %#&@$! have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be openminded.
Q. What`s the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to
turn around.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and
a %#&@$! have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. Three words to ruin a man`s ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. How does a guy know if
he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew,
before she swallows.
Q. What`s the difference between parsley and pu--y?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q: What do you do with
365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a
tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What does bungee jumping
and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred
bucks and if the rubberbreaks, you`re screwed.
Recipe for love
Ingerdients
2 Luscious lips
2 Well shaped legs
2 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur Lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Taste the luscious lips
2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
(For best results, continue to knead milk containers).
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over night)
6. The cake is soft. If banana doesn`t soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
NOTE:
1. If in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cakerises, leave town!
If ustill read dis holla
cuz u mustlike a nicca dont
be shy to send a note but
be sho u sign a niccas G Book
n if u gotten diz far u must like my page(me) so send me a note or if u want i c anotha pix click on my old page
ight ight ight u made itbut if u made it diz far sex i prolly runnin threw ya mind
