EloquentSomeone
@EloquentSomeone
Since 2013
I'm having a Wile E. Coyote kind of day...
I'm having a Wile E. Coyote kind of day...
Whenever someone tells me a Knock-Knock joke, I sit there quietly and pretend I'm not at home until they leave.
Whenever someone tells me a Knock-Knock joke, I sit there quietly and pretend I'm not at home until they leave.
I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $1 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $1 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
The first time I sang in the church choir: two hundred people changed their religion...
The first time I sang in the church choir: two hundred people changed their religion...
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man..
I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man..
As a child my family's menu consisted of 2 options: take it or leave it
As a child my family's menu consisted of 2 options: take it or leave it
Tip of the week: When going through airport customs and the TSA agent asks, "Do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply, "What do you need?"
Tip of the week: When going through airport customs and the TSA agent asks, "Do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply, "What do you need?"
