HEY SEXY LADIES AND YOU UNSEXY LADIES? WHATS REALLY GOOOD? I LOVE ME SOME BLACK WOMEN, ESPECIALLY YOU CHOCOLATE MICKY FICKY'S- ANYWAY, HERE ARE MY RANDOM UNLIMITED GUY RULES THAT YOU WOMEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND- YA DIG!!! NOT MEANT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS...BUT IF I DO THEN, WOMEN UP!LOL
REMEMBER LADIES, THE RATIO BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IS ABOUT 8:1. BEING THAT I LIVE IN THE METRO ATLANTA AREA ITS ABOUT 18:1, AND IF YOU ADD IN ALL THE F*GGOT'S, IT'S ABOUT 5000:1 (LOL) SO WE GOT MORE OPTIONS THAN U, SO STOP ACTIN SO STUCK UP!
-DON'T MAKE DECISION WHEN YOUR EMOTIONS ARE HIGH, UR BOUND FOR TROUBLE.
MEN ARE VISUAL BEINGS, SO STAY SEXY AND MAINTAIN IT- IT'S OKAY TO GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP! IF YOU THINK YOUR FAT, THEN PROBABLY ARE! COMPLAINING ABOUT IT, WONT MAKE YOU SEXY!
-YOU BETTA HAVE MORE THAN JUST GOOD LOOKS, AND GOOD SEX, WHEN YOUR DEALING WITH A GROWN MAN!
-MEN KNOW HOW TO SEPERATE SEX FROM LOVE, SO REMEMEBER THAT!
-LOVE TAKES TIME FOR US- BE PATIENT.
-TAKE THAT FAKE ASS WEDDING RING OFF, REAL MEN WONT TALK TO YOU BECAUSE HE'LL THINK YOUR TAKIN. ONLY MEN THAT DON'T GIVE A F*CK WILL TALK TO YOU!!
-IF U CAN'T COOK, YOUR IN THE NEGATIVE- SO U BETTA LEARN! GAS IS TO DAMN HIGH TO BE TAKING YOU OUT EVERY WEEK.
-YOUR HEART WAS MADE TO PUMP BLOOD THROUGH YOUR BODY ONLY-MAKE DECISIONS WITH YOUR BRAIN... NOT YOUR HEART!
-WE REALLY DON'T GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOUR LAST MAN USE TO DO FOR U!
-FOR ALL YOU INDEPENDENT SUPERWOMEN, WHO GOT THERE OWN HOME, CAR, BUSINESS, AND 55 BS DEGREES, KNOCK IT OFF, WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR LONELY STUCK UP ASS'S! LIGHTIN UP ALITTLE BIT- YA DIG SHEEEEESSHHH.
-IF YOU GOT KID'S, THAT COOOL, BUT DISCIPLINE THERE ASS'S! LITTLE BASTARD TALKIN SH*T TO GROWN PPL AIN'T COOL!
-SUNDAY'S DURING FOOTBALL SEASON IS OUR DAY ALL DAY LONG,FROM 11AM- 10PM, SO GET OVER IT!
-REMEMBER, WHEN YOU COME OUT- DRESSED TO IMPRESS, YOUR GOING TO ATTRACT GUY'S YOU DON'T LIKE TOO.
-CLEAN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR CAR- U NASTY ASS'S! AIN'T NOTHING WORSE THAN A PRETTY NASTY CHIX!
-JAMMIN YOUR BIG ASS FEET, IN THOSE POINTY ASS SHOE'S, F*CKS YOUR TOES UP, SO DON'T WEAR THEM SH*TS ALL THE TIME;
-IF EVERY DUDE YOU DATE IS A PIECE OF SH*T, THEN THAT MEANS YOU ARE A PIECE OF SH*T TOO, CUZ YOU R WHAT U ATTRACT!
-BLACKPLANET IS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR FUN, THE CHANCES OF U FINDING YOUR HUSBAND IS SLIM AND NONE, SO RELAX, HAVE FUN, MEET SOME NEW CATS, HAVE A DRINK OR TWO, AND KEEP IT MOVIN.
-IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR MAN ACTIN LIKE A BABY, THEN STOP CALLIN HIM BABY!
-WHEN A MAN WANTS TO SWITCH POSITION A LOT DURING SEX, IT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE SOME REALLY GOOD P*SSY- NOW IF HE'S IN YOUR&
SH*T FOR OVER 30MINS THAN THAT MEANS YOUR %#&@$! IS AVE TO BELOW PAR( A DRUNK D*CK IS AN EXCEPTION)
-IF YOU CAN'T BUST A NUT WITHIN 30MINS, THEN THATS A YOU PROBLEM!!!
-YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HEAD ALL THE TIME, BUT IF YOU DON'T DO IT AT ALL, THEN SOMEONE ELSE WILL- (IM SORRY) I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MARRIED OR NOT!!!
-LADIES, WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU ACT LIKE YOUR HALF SLEEP, FRONTIN LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO F*CK, AND THEN WHEN WE GET IT HALF WAY IN, YOUR LIKE, WHATCHA DOING... STOOOOP- OOOH THAT CRACK'S US UP!!!- LOLOLOL
- JESUS WILL NOT FIND YOU A MAN!
-YOUR ZODIAC SIGN IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY, IT DOESN'T HAVE SH*T TO DO WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE!
CELLABACY WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY, GO GET YOU SOME SEX!
- BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN, MAKEUP IS FOR PPL WHO LACK COLOR! TAKE THAT CRAP OFF, YOU LOOK LIKE& A DAMN CLOWN, ALL YOU NEED IS THE SUN TO RECHARGE YOUR MELANIN!
-IF YOUR STILL MAD AT THE GIRL WHO STOLE YOU MAN BACK IN THE 8TH GRADE, THEN YOU NEED TO GROW UP!
-YOUR SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A BIG BELLY WHEN YOUR PREGNANT!
- IF YOU BEEN ENGAGED FOR OVA 2 IN A HALF YRS, THEN IT LOOKS LIKE THAT RING WAS TO SHUT YOUR ASS UP!
-LIKE TINA TURNA SAID- LOVE IS A SECOND HAND EMOTION IT MAY OR MAY NOT LAST A LIFE TIME!
-IF ANOTHER CHIX IS CHECKING YOUR MAN OUT, THAT MEANS HE GOT IT GOING ON... SO STOP TRIPPIN, SHE'S THE ONE THATS GONNA& BE HOME MASTURBATIN AND DREAMIN ABOUT IT, WHILE YOUR HOME ENJOYING IT 4REAL!- DUING A MASSAGE, IF A MAN LETS YOU PLAY AROUND HIS BUTT, THAT IS A GOOD CHANCE HE IS GAY!
-NO STRAIGHT MAN HAS GAY FRIENDS!!! THATS LIKE A WOMEN HAVING A RAT OR A ROACH AS A PET!
-A MAN IS AS FAITHFUL AS HIS OPTIONS"- CHRIS ROC
- LADIES, DO YOU REALLY THINK A MAN IS GOING TO TELL YOU HE'S A LIAR AND A CHEAT? C'MON NOW THINK!!!
- THE DIVORCE RATE IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS 64%... IF THERE WAS A 64 PERCENT CHANCE YOU WOULD LOSE THE LOTTO, WOULD YOU PLAY? THERE SOME THINGS OUR PPL HAVE TO WORK ON!
- WHEN YOU GO CAR SHOPPING, A DEALER WILL NEVER TELL YOU THAT THE CAR YOU WANT IS HIGH MAINTENANCE. -BEING HIGH MNTNCE IS NEVER A GOOD THING.
- LADIES,IF YOU ARE PROMOTING HOW SEXY U R ONLY... THEN DON'T GET MAD IF SEX IS ALL A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
- MAKE UP YOUR MIND, DO YOU WANT A NICE GUY OR A THUG;Y DO YALL WOMEN MEMORIZE WHAT A PERSON HAD ON AT EVERY EVENT, FOR THE PAST 10YRS.(NOW THATS SOME RETARDED SH*T)&SOME OF Y'ALL NEED TO STOP USING THAT IM A GOOD CHRISTIAN-GIRL CARD... THAT SH*T DON'T WORK ANYMORE, WE ALL KNOW THAT MEANS U A SUPER FREAK!ÂÂ
>PISSING IN THE SHOWER IS SOME NASTY SH*T...GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT AND SIT ON THE TOILETTO BE CONTINUE!
