Eazy Man

During s*x,when she says you are the best .Who is she comparing you to?I didn't mean to stress you my brother happy Sunday.

You want a partner with A NEW CAR, a NEW HOUSE, a NEW JOB, a NEW BANK BALANCE, NEW ‘EVERYTHING’ yet all you can bring to the table is a SECOND-HAND product that many have used and abused

The road to success is filled with patience and determination powered by grace.

Long distance relationship is very peaceful, you'll just text ur partner "I wish you're here" then u go out and cheat in peace 😄

I miss you... 😕
I miss you too 😭

Two liars: One wants sex and the other one wants money..

Maturity is when you break up with your boyfriend and still visit him every weekend to cook and take care of him until he finds another one.

It must be a painful experience to be a lesbian with small fingers.

Sperm pain 💔💔😭😭 ladies won't understand what guys go through 😭😭😭

If a woman asks, "How are you?" Just reply "I'm fine"..........But if you have money, you can add, "And you?".

My sister you owe no obligation for a tight vagina. He who can't swim shall drown and die..