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IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE HATERS.....CAUSE THAT MEANS I'M DOING MY MUTHAF*CKING JOB!!!!
I HAVE ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT TO ALL OF THE SKINNY FEMMES ON BP WHO SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. I KNOW I AM A BIG GIRL AND U SENDING ME NOTES AND CALLIN ME FAT IS SO IMMATURE. CAUSE IM A FLY BIG B*TCH AND U KNOW THIS THAT IS WHY SO MANY OF U CONTINUOUSLY HATE ON ME. LOL..... ALOT OF U SEEM TO THINK THAT I CANT PULL A SEXY STUD CAUSE IM A BIG GIRL BUT LET ME ENLIGHTEN U ON A FEW THINGS. WHEN UR GIRL GETS HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SMELLING LIKE TACO BELL......SHE WAS WITH ME. WHEN UR GIRL IS F*CKING THE SH*T OUT OF U....THANK ME. WHEN U GET THAT CREDIT CARD STATEMENT AND U SEE A SUPER SIZED DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEAL ON THERE..IT WAS ME. WHEN UR GIRL IS GIVEN U THAT BOMB AZZ HEAD THAT U HAVE BEEN WANTING 4 SO LONG....THANK ME. LMMFAOOOOOOOOOO AND TO ALL THOSE STUDS WHO SAY U NEVER WOULD DATE A BIG GIRL LEAVING ME NOTES AS WELL TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT JUST REMEMBER SWEETIES IN THE WINTER TIME WHEN UR COLD AT NIGHT TURN OVA AND LOOK, ITS CAUSE U GOT THAT SKINNY B*TCH LAYING NEXT TO U. GET A BIG GIRL........WE'RE WARMER.
BACK THEN NICCAS DIDNT WANT ME.....NOW IM GAY NICCAS ALL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT I LIKE:
*PINK BOOTIE (MY DAUGHTER SHE IS SO FINE LIKE HER MOMMA
*BLUE-BLACK STUDS (I LOVE THEM DARK)
*STUDS WITH DREADS *MAKES ME MELT*
*STUDS WITH TATS *MAKES ME WET*
*SEXY JUICY LIPS
*PORN LOTS AND LOTS OF PORN
*DIAMONDS
*SINGING
*STUDS THAT LOOK SO FINE IN A WIFEBEATER & BOXERS
*PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
*DRAMA FREE PEOPLE
*PEOPLE WHO USE THERE COMMONSENSE (ANY ONE CAN HAVE COMMONSENSE, BUT ONLY SMART PEOPLE USE IT)
*GUCCI
*ISSEY MIYAKE
*CHEVY EQUINOX
*CHEVY IMPALA(leather interior)
*HELL ALL CHEVY'S
*FRUITTY PEEBLES
*A PHATPU**Y
*AND MOST DEFINITLY A FREAK
WHAT I DONT LIKE:
*MY BABY DADDY
*MY EX`S
*LIARS
*SYKE-A-DYKES
*FEMALES WITH DRAMA
*FUNKY PEOPLE
*FUNKY BREATH
*CRUSTY LIPS
*FUNKY PU**Y
*NAPPY PU**Y
*IGNORANT PEOPLE
*CLINGY HOES
*WHINEY AZZ BYTCHES
*TEETH THAT R N E COLOR BESIDES WHITE
*STUDS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A STRAP
*STUDS WHO`S BRA AND PANTY SETS LOOK BETTER THAN MINE (STUDS WEAR BOXERS AND A SPORTS BRA, U LOOK SO DAMN GAY LOOKING LIKE A MAN WITH A BRA AND PANTY SET ON)
*STUDS THAT CANT EAT PUCCY
*FEMMES WHO THINK THEY ARE GONNA USE A STRAP ON ME
*HOES WHO DONT CUT THEIR TOENAILS(UGH)
*OLD SPICE (STUDS THAT SH*T STANKS)
*CRAZY SCHIZOPHRENIC STUDS NAMED `TAY`
*FAT SLOPPY STUDS NAMED `KEY`
*BIPOLAR STUDS NAMED `QUE`
*FUNKY PUCCY STUDS NAMED 'SEAN'
*DIRTY, NASTY BUMPY NESTLE CRUNCH NECK, BROWN TEETH, NEED NEW CLOTHES AND SHOES, SYKE-A-DYKE AZZ STUDS NAMED `JANELLE`
*SIDELINE HOE B*TCHES NAMED 'KARYZMA'
*RETARDED, GOOFY UGLY CONSTANTLY CALLING MY HOUSE EVEN THOUGH I DONT ANSWER THE PHONE B*TCHES WHO THOUGHT I WOULD LEAVE MY GIRL FOR THEIR UGLY F*CKED UP LIFE AZZ NAMED 'ANGEL'
*HATING AZZ, PORKY THE PIG LOOKING AZZ STUDS NAMED 'ANTIGONE'
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*A LITTLE SOMETHING 4 THOSE THINKING THEY R PIMPS*
IF A FEMALE BUYS U THREE 4-PACKS OF BEER FOR $1.99 AND FOUR BLUNTS FOR 50 CENTS THAT ISNT KEEPING UR POCKETS FAT. SO STEP UR GAME UP HOMEY WEAK AZZ B*TCH. WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THOSE TIMBALANDS THAT LOOK LIKE SOCKS WITH A SOLE. AND I DONT KNOW TOO MANY STUDS THAT HAVE ABORTIONS AND THEN WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE THEY ARE MASCULINE. AND BOO A WORD OF ADVICE U SHOULDNT WEAR AN OUTFIT TO THE CLUB ON FRIDAY AND WEAR THE SAME THING ON SATURDAY AND THINK U R FLY.
AND AFTER I KICKED UR SORRY AZZ OUT OF MY HOUSE U CALLED UR SELF BEING SLICK BY STEALING MY DVDS AND MY CELLPHONE, BUT ITS COOL U COULDNT AFFORD TO BUY THEM URSELF, BUT U LEFT UR TOOTHBRUSH....LMMFAO U NEVER USED IT ANYWAY NASTY BROWN TEETH AZZ. B*TCH UR TEETH LOOK LIKE BLUNT PAPER NOW ROLL THAT SH*T UP AND SMOKE IT `SMOKA`
AND THIS GOES OUTTO THAT HOE IN THE CLUB.........
GIRL I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND STRANGE BUT LET ME KNOW IF IM OUT OF ORDER ABOUT STEPPIN TO U THIS WAY.
SEE I`VE BEEN BUYING U DRINKS FOR AWHILE AND I JUST GOTTA LET U KNOW THAT .....B*TCH U MINE.
SO U NEED TO GIVE ME YO NAME AND IM GONNA LEAVE U WITH MY NUMBER AND U BETTA CALL A NICCA TODAY.
AS A MATTER OF FACT U JUST GIVE ME YOURS TOO, AND GIRL IM GONE CALL U....THIS BETTA BE U GIRL.
*CAUSE WHO U THINK U JUST MISLEAD IS BOO-BOO WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD, I DONE BOUGHT THEM DRINKS B*TCH U IS MY GIRLFRIEND. I DONT WANNA HEAR U SAY THAT U JUST CAME OUT TO HAVE A NICE TIME OUT AND JUST CHILL*
DAMN DIDN'T I TELL U TO CALL, U GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER AND U THOUGHT U WASN'T GONE SEE ME NO MORE.
BUT SURPRISE HERE I AM IN THE FLESH, OH NOW U SAY "U IGGIN ME" B*TCH LAST NIGHT U WAS DIGGIN ME, LET ME CALM DOWN........
HERES WHAT WERE DOING TONIGHT, IM GONE PROBABLY PICK UP MY PEEP`S AND WHEN IM DONE THEN BABY I`LL SWING BY.
AND THEN WE GONE CHILL....AW B*TCH U GONE CHILL WITH ME.. AND U GONE BE COMFORTABLE, AND U GONE FEEL SECURE CAUSE UR WITH ME.
*CAUSE WHO U THINK U F*CKING WITH, U MUST WANT UR SH*T SPLIT I DONE BOUGHT THOSE DRINKS, B*TCH U IS MY GIRLFRIEND. I DONT WANNA HEAR U SAY THAT U JUST CAME OUT TO HAVE A NICE TIME OUT AND JUST CHILL.
