FizzyLifting Why BP keep trying to reinvent shyt: twitter/RobotTank - December 23, 2009 add/view comments (0)

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Stop Living In Denial Cause Denial Is A River in Egypt

1. If you don't have a twitter don't contact me.

2. If you don't know what Twitter is...Go Kill Yourself

3. If at least 60% of the parties/events you go to do not require a RSVP do not contact me.

4. If you think it is a mans job to pay for everything and never contribute and offer to get it the next time and always asking for money for this and that make sure you don't contact me. (Go get a job you swallywagger)

5. If you are a man do not contact me. I AM NOT GAY OR BI OR LIKE TO EXPERIMENT WITH MEN

6. If you have never seen someone who looks like me walk down the street with someone who looks like you....don't bother. I more than likely will not be interested. Beauty is only skin deep but if the only way I can do you is by having a few drinks before then that would not be fair to you.

7. If you have more than one kid, not working, not going to school and don't have any near future plans to change your situation then please, please, please do not contact me.

8. If any of these apply to you except for #5 but all you want is a sexual relationship with no expectations (meaning after we have sex I leave or you leave after a quick nap) then feel free to contact me anyway.

9. If you are 25 and still have a sidekick phone do not contact me.

10. If you don't have pictures, do not contact me

Tricks are for kids, get outta here with that kiddie shyt

If you want to contact me, follow me on twitter

Twitter: RobotTank

or if you really want to get to know more about me send me a note and I will give you my Facebook.

Have a nice day

Question:

Would you rather have to try and survive an alien attack (think Independence Day or War of the Worlds ) or would you rather have to try and survive a zombie attack (think fast moving flesh eating zombies that turn you into a zombie if they don't completely destroy your body in the process of eating you, not the slow and boring to easy to kill zombies)? Love to hear your thoughts and why...