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Grown Azz Man - N - Dallas stuff in 5....4.....3.....2.....1What up BP?Just on the site to meet some cool females...hang out, play bones/spades or whatever floats your boat...just know I will win :-) There are only like 12 people left on BP since Facebook took over lol. So I don't have any poems or fake azz sayings to quote. I see the brotha's on here with all that fake Def Poetry Jam sh!t....your eyes light up my life like the sun does the earth...... I'm without words cause your beauty leaves me speechless.....or I lost my number can I have yours? Ok, the last one I heard from a comedian but you get my point! If you looking to chat or hang and just be free to have fun....get at me. Keep it real...now enjoy the jokes I found here and there..........
A married couple on vacation in Jamaica walked into a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them,I have some special sandals, I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, How could sandals make you into a sex freak?
The Jamaican replied, Just try dem on, Mon! So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally he gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them<br> on to his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican began screaming, YOU GOT DEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!
The Collard Greens
An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III , who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Junebugg Jankins III : I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son
Dear Daddy Jankins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junebugg Jankins III
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Daddy Jankins, You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Junebugg III.
That's how you make the system work for you!
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