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January 29, 2003
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Male
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Female
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Single
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Associate Degree
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Advertising/Marketing/Public Relations
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Hephzibah, GA
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Black, Hispanic/Latino
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Aquarius

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Joe King "The Comedian"!

I`m a young Stand up comedian with a very short attention span. My attention span is sooo short that... (pause) hey did I ever tell you about the time Bill cosby ask me to suck his C0CK?

My Myspace Page!!

My Stats : 182 lbs - 5`11 - Green Sleepy Eyes - Male - Puerto Rican & Black - Aquarius - Born In NY, Raised In PA, Live in GA!!

I know you like this n!gg@ here done wrote his whole life story but really because I'm a comedian people always want me to tell jokes but sh!t I said a comedian not a birthday clown. I don't tell jokes I say sh!t how I see it and it comes out funny, Sometimes! But I moved back to Georgia from Houston Texas to do marketing and promotions for a night club in Augusta GA. (Don't even ask) It didnt work out but now I'm stuck here again until i figure my next move. So you can read on and see if I come off as funny or STOP RIGHT HERE BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST JOKES!

OK, THESE ARE THE THINGS I HATE ABOUT MOST BP PAGES, LIKE ANY OF YOU CARE.

1) First off, stop listing BP as a favorite link. We like the site too,
in fact we're already ON IT!

2) Stop with the descriptive names. (ex. MuscleMan,SexELady) when you don't even have a pic, cause most likely you're lying. If anything try a name that you can prove online without a pic, like Smartgirl or Richguy, or dumbas$!.

3) Ladies, if you are big boned be proud of your baby fat. Fat girls should never say stupid stuff. Yall are supposed to be the smart ones with personality. Don`t be an idiot by saying that you`re fat in all the right places. Cause that don't matter if you're also fat in all the wrong ones.

4) Stop with the saying "haters stop hating" / "Haters Exit Now" and shouting out everyone who has ever hated on you. You're so blinded by saying how much you hate haters that you fail to realize you're a hater yourself. You HATE HATERS!

5) Ladies- Oh my god, stop with the naked hoochie mama pictures and then having the nerve to have pictures of your kids on the page. Unless you're trying to find their real daddy no one wanna see their bad @ss3s. There`s some decent Perverts out there who`d like to masturbate to your pic without seeing your son`s gigantic head.

Also people realize that most people pictures are the best they`ll ever look. (Even Mines) Or we never got the time to take good ones and that means we`re lazy and who wants a lazy mofo? So if they look alright then that means that they`re ugly as S#!t, hence the use of prom pictures or ones from certain angles!

6) Men- If you don't have a job stop lying to me about it. I'm a guy, I don't care if you live with your mama. I don`t even like talking to other guys that aren`t entertainers, and even then I still feel gay. and I know your @$$ aint working when everytime I log on you like "Wasup man, just got home from work!" Where in da hell do you work at, a sperm bank? It's 4 in the f`in morning!

7) Ladies stop with the Bi sexual thing and then turn around to say you don't want no men sending you notes. Then you're not Bi ma, your in denial. In Fact you're not Bi You're BEE, as in ( lez - BEE - in )

8) and stop with the "RECRUITING FOR A THREESOME THING" If anything, look inside your local newspaper or ask around your church. Cause online is the worst place to look, that's the most desperate $#!t I've ever heard of and it's lazy too. If anything pick up a homeless person and have a trois with him/her and then give the bum a couple of dollars. That way everyone wins, you get your freak on and the bum gets his eat on. Twice, lol

9) BlackPlaneteers... I beg of you to stop with the compilation pages. You`re really actually making these ugly fvck Ducks think they`re god`s gift to the human eyes cause they`re featured on two or three of these d@mned sites. Let it stop... How bored can you be!

10) And so called rappers and poets stop posting your lyrics.... rappers are lame people who can`t sing. Give it up. Learn how to dance or tell jokes. And poets, your poems SUCK! They`re only interesting.... to you... or the person your dating (currently). Get it over with and just kill yourself. (Wow that was mean but hey I`m venting)

11) This just in, stop with the complaining about people stealing your pics when you are ugly as shabba ranks crying at a funeral. Oh and don`t act like You don`t know if you`re ugly or not. You Know, oh you know! You Know aint nobody been stealing your god damn pics... The whole BP know nobody is trying to steal your ugly @$$ pics. What are they trying do, make it seem like there`s twin gorrillaphants` with BP pages.

12) This is for Guys who have nothing better to do but to send pasted notes to every girl on BP saying how special they are. Or "I`m just spreading my love" N!cca go masturbate in the bathroom and let the seamon hit the floor. That`s spreading love. Even the ones with nothing on their page.
PASTE NOTES SVCK... unless they are from me

13) BROTHERS ON THE DL. Why.. why why why.. If you gay wear a rainbow so I can spot yo @$$. Don`t be sneaking yo @$$ by my way on some entertainer networking bull then we hang out and I`m staring at a chicks tits and you staring at my D!ck. I have nothing against Gay people, in Fact I`m a lesbian myself, Strictly chickly but I`m not really into hanging with the hughley`s. I mean damn, couldn`t you just fvck muscular girls in the @$$!. It`s the same thing!

14) Webcam Models.. What in the hell is going on. I`m starting to see webcam pictures where people are all dressed up posing for the webcam. Hey, if you don`t have a normal life.. you shouldn`t be so blatant about it. Dressing up for your webcam pic to post on BP isn`t going to get you that intern at ELITE you were waiting on. And ladies if you weren`t looking for a man on here then why you posing like it`s a motherfvcking fashion show. This aint freaknik, it`s the world wide web.

15) Industry Fact: Real Models don`t look for work on BP... that`s what we call a struggling "I still get EBT cause I gots ta eat" model

16)Hey this isn`t real.. this is the fantsay world. It`s no keeping it real here. So if I write you a note it`s not because I`m feeling you a lot or I dislike you. I don`t know you and really don`t care. We`re all just killing time. It`s not that serious. I prolly sent you a copy and paste note anyways. ha ha ha

17) Warning to any and everyone who has a page log. YOUR SICK... if you see someone has visit your page and didn`t write you. Obviously they didn`t like you. Its creepy when i visit a page just browsing and then when I think I`m safe, the ugly b!tc# send me a note. It`s like the ghost of ugly past. Your ugliness is haunting.

18) Guys we have to really come orignal because I`m seeing so many rainbow flags, I am starting to think it`s a mofo country. How do they repopulate?

OK Kids, what have we learned from all of this? People stop using Crazy names, Fat girls just say you`re fat, anti-haters stop hating haters or you will turn into one, Bi-sexual means you let both in on the fun, threesome seekers FVCK a bum, hoochies please no half naked pics while holding yo kids, Ni99a stop frontin - we know you don`t have a job, Ugly people! nobody wants your pictures - stop fronting, All rappers- rapping is only cool if you already made it until then stop telling people you rap, Men stop sending pasted notes, people always make sure you act like your webcam picture was in a spare of the moment, Guys who are gay ask athletic chicks for anal, page logs are like belly buttons it`s not there to serve a purpose, guys get your $#!+ together and remember black people DO read because you read this whole "I hate BP" thing. (I added the last one to uplift my people!)

REMEMBER FOLKS THESE ARE JUST JOKES....

MY VIEWS ON DATING!!
(my short cartoon)

PERSONALITY GLIMPSE #297: I`m a Blackplanet Junkey. It`s so addictive.I mean the concept of being able to meet people without the fear of face to face rejection is amazing. However, If we can waste time on here all day then how cool are we? I mean aren`t we being pathetic by taking this %#&@$! too seriously. Especially the females. I talk to some of yall ugly fvck ducks trying to kill time and meet people and you think cause you have a couple of lame lint heads hitting on you, I`m supposed to compete for your heart. lol It`s a convo, It`s not that serious. You have to talk too. If I was looking for a soul mate it wouldn`t be under the MEMBER FIND section of Blackplanet! Cause personality is a must no matter how cute you are. People, I warn you, Don`t let BP boost your head up. Cause We`re all patheic internet junkies escaping the real world and killing time... and real super models don`t have time for BP...

WARNING: I am not a guy who tries to curve what i say or act cool. I also don`t think I`m better then anyone else by far... so don`t worry the tone of this page is very light hearted. P.S. Fat girls still don`t write me. j/p

SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!

If Everybody was sooooo cool, there wouldn't be a need for the internet.. face it, you're practicing your social skills cause you`re a square or something is seriously wrong with you. lol I`m just playing. (Waka Waka Waka)

Sorry folks i deleted alot of stuff! QUICK FACTS: #1 I`m not %#&@$!ey with my looks, but I think my personality is off the mofo meat rack.
#2 I don`t argue about religion. Everyone has their own beliefs and I do believe in a supreme being, just not your very limited Interpretation
#3 I have a very short attention span... seriously. #4 I really say whatever I think, theres no plotting or trying to portray a certain image. You either dig it or don`t #5 I am a real stand up comedian. The reason why you see me online alot, I cruise the planet while writing material, movie scripts, making mixtapes or editing my tv show. Comedy is my 9-5 beyatch!
Damn my page was long as hell but you are officailly crazy for reading all of it, groupie!

This will be the hottest event since freak-nik. Well not really but I really wanted to say that.... Seriously This isn't a kiss Joe King's Ass event... this is an event that, even if you don't know Joe King you'll still have fun. It's a ROAST... where everyone personally attacks Joe King with very mean jokes and you all get to laugh at his expense. He figures if we do a big hate event maybe people will get tired of hating!

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