I'M NEW TO THE AREA!!!!!!!!!!
Its time for an update on BP about myself and about my life. I'm still the same but with different perspective and a family to take care of. I'm just letting everything flow. Now I'm more at peace with myself and others. Simple advice to everyone......JUST LET EVERYTHING FLOW.
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THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO THE WAY I CARRY MYSELF AND WHO I AM. HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!
GUYS!!!!! HOW CAN YA'LL CLAIM TO BE MEN BUT YA'LL CAN'T GROW UP AND BE ADULT LIKE TO A LADY? NO MAN SHOULD BE RUNNING AROUND CALLING A FEMALE OUT HER NAME. IT SEEMS LIKE ALL YA'LL WANNA DO IS SLEEP WITH A LADY AND CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO LOVE HER. IF YOU CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO BEING WITH JUST ONE LADY AND NOT THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD THEN YOU AIN'T NO MAN!!!!!!!
2.) A REAL MAN RAISES HIS KIDS, not JUST out of pocket either.
3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.
4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.
5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises
6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as %#&@$!.
7.) A REAL MAN CALLS YOU on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.
8.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.
9.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.
10.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you.
11.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because.
12.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.
13.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.
14.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something....him, sex, money, or a bed to sleep in.
15.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About you.
16.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!
17.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave you to go and hang out with his friends if he hasn't seen you in a week and then call you at 4 in the morning because he needs some loving.
18.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.
19.) A REAL MAN doesn't just think about sex.
20.) A REAL MAN Doesn't Judge the book by the cover.
21.) A REAL MAN wouldn't use his friendship card to get what he wants.
22.) A REAL MAN knows the difference between a REAL WOMAN and a random girl.
23.) A REAL MAN won't degrade a woman with words nor will he ever put his hands on her in anger.
24.) A REAL MAN sends you flowers Just Because.
I'm a Father
A Brother
A Sexy Lover
A Friend
A Son
One Like No Other
A Husband
A King
I Go For the Win
A Fighter
A Worker
I Do It All For Her
A Man Without Fear
But A Man That Still Care
A Man Thats Always There
To Serve Is Queen Every Season Of The Year
WHAT AM I?
I HAVE THE HEART OF A MAN
like a wild fire about to happen
my love for you explodes into a flame
ready to jump around like a little child
havin fun during a game
so do you feel the same?
I cant wait no longer
I have to let out
my heart's bursting
ready for the final bout
and shout out the mouth
that i love you.
I want you.
I need you.
is there no other way
to express my feelings?
I feel it from heaven above
I want to know
I need to know
The wildfire of your love
The 12 Types of Females
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other niggas jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She %#&@$!s wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her %#&@$! gets old. And you need a replacement.
3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say %#&@$! you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.
4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.
5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.
6. Ms. Ghetto
Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.
7. Ms. Good Girl
Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.
8. Ms. Main
Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your %#&@$!
9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your %#&@$!.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. %#&@$!in' with her can make your life a living hell.
10. Ms. I have a Man
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your %#&@$!.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
11. Ms. Tease
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
12. MRS. RIGHT
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. she'll never walk away or leave you.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
Disadvantage
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go
THE 12 TYPES OF MEN
1. MR. THUG LIFE
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his *bleep*
3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in
life
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
4 . MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice
Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there is drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. MR. GHETTO
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommas
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys
7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. No money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and oils
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con motha*bleep*a
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious -He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. MR. PLAYA
Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and
your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about *bleep* either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *bleep* no more
12. MR. RIGHT
Advantages
a.He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200uota - 100im and 100ou
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women
Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife.
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I FIND IT REALLY SAD HOW MOST GUYS HAVE NO RESPECT FOR A LADY BUT QUICK TO TELL A LADY THAT THEY ARE A MAN. YOU CAN'T BE A NIGGA AND A MAN AT THE SAME TIME. IF YOU STILL CONSIDER YOURSELF A NIGGA THEN YOU AIN'T A MAN. LADIES STOP LOOKING FOR NIGGAS AND FIND YOURSELVES A MAN.
TRUST AND COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first
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