Hitmeup43

I'm tired of wearing these damn things but.....

You knew she wasn't wifey material when she cooked the eggs before the bacon! 🤔

I haven't seen not one teenager with a shovel! This was definitely a $200 day!

Nurses should have their student loans wiped clean after this!!!

For me to be offended by someone, they must first give me a reason to value their opinion!

When your new bae thinks you're hilarious but they're really your old bae's jokes! 😜

Stop lying on Capricorns! WE DON'T CHEAT!!!

It don't be your sex that has him stuck. It's your crib!

Of all the fuckin' days this year, my mom gets diagnosed with this Corona virus on her bday! 👎