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THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE THOUGHTS I`VE HAD DURING MY TIME ON THE PLANET....


How come black folks are STILL taking pictures in front of the airbrushed Lexus at the club? And yes, I'm talking about you. No, not you...YOU. You know who you are. Just stop it!!

How come all the horrible, horrible American Idol singers think it's the song that's making them sound bad? Didn't you pick the song to sing? Shouldn't you be picking the song that makes you sound the best? I can't imagine them sitting at home and saying, "Imma start off with Whitney Houston, but they may not like that one. Then imma hit em with that fire Brian McKnight". Like picking a new song will magically make them have talent.

How come white people don't dress for the weather? 40 degrees is not t-shirt and shorts weather. I don't care how sunny it is.

How come rich people get the most free stuff? Shouldn't that be the other way around?

How come people send you notes answering questions you never asked in the note that you never sent them?

How come people wait till the absolute last minute to change lanes to get out of an "Exit Only" lane? Even though they've been seeing signs for the last 2 miles saying it's going to be an exit only lane soon, they just have to wait till the last minute and end up crossing over stripes, grass, and whatever else.

I don't care how sexy you think your arms are. Or how good you think you look. If you have back hair......cover that shyt up at the gym!!! No tank-tops. That goes for men AND women.

Ok, if you know that your drivers side window doesn't roll down, do not, I repeat do NOT go through the drive thru at a fast food place. I don't wanna be sitting behind you opening the door and hanging out of it at the window.

Am I the only one who gets upset when you see a car with handicapped plates and they parking in a regular parking spot? I mean they got the best spots. Why are they taking the few good ones that we have left.

For everybody's sake, please take updated pictures. Because if something happens to you, or you go missing, I don't want the news to show your club picture from 5 years ago.

Don't you hate when you ask somebody something, they give you this long drawn out answer, and they STILL don't answer the question you asked?

How come most of the stuff that you see people sell on TV that they say you can't find in stores........you can find in stores?

How come bald people wear stocking caps?

How come people buy a convertible, let the top down, but look at you with an attitude when you looking at them driving?

I actually heard a grown man today used the word "lookeded". What is the world coming to?

How come priceless and worthless mean two different things?

How come people wear suspenders with belts? Isn't that redundant?

How come when you're looking at greeting cards in a card shop, you can never remember exactly where it goes when you go to put it back? And don't act like I'm the only one cause I'm always finding cards everywhere except where they go. Grandma cards in the wife section....Aunt cards in the daughter section....you get the picture.

I got a question. If someone has some real funky breath, can you still smell it when they breath out through their nose? Hmmmmm.....

When the hell did Chester the Cheeta get so damn creepy? That's just scary.

How come you say "Good Evening" to say 'hello', but you say "Good Night" to say 'good-bye'? Shouldn't they mean the same thing?
How come it seems big people like to play kickball??

Lyfe Jennings....Trey Songz......J. Holiday. Really, aren't they all just the same person???

For the love of me speeding everywhere, if you're going to buy a used police car from an auction, police station, junk yard or wherever, please take a little bit of time to take off the damn spotlights on the window and that big azz ramming bumper on the front. I don't have time to slow down just to see pookie and dem driving the car when it passes by.

You ever take you watch off, or just slide it down a lil, the smell it? Ewwww, how come it stink?

Somebody please tell T Pain to sit his no singing/rapping azz down somewhere.

It's winter. It's been winter type weather (read:cold). Would you women please put up ya damn flip flops!!!

Why do they stack all the pickles in one spot on your hamburger?
Could yall folks please stop posting these little bitty azz pics that yall take with the camera phone. Please learn some editing, photoshop, or something.
This one is for my fellas...and some selected ladies. I gotta tell you something. Come here...a little closer. IT'S 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE. FOR GOODNESS SAKES, TAKE OFF THEN DAM LONG AZZ SHORTS AND GO BUY SOME DAMN PANTS!!!! Ok, that all I wanted.

How come more often than not, when you see someone that's taken a picture of themselves in a car, they're usually on the passenger side. Now if somebody else was in the car, why not just get them to take the pic?

Have you ever gotten so mad at someone while you were driving -because they cut you off, almost ran into you, driving slow in front of you, etc. - that you just wanted them to get hit by a bus head on and die?? Neither have I. :-)

How come n!ggas can't walk down the street without taking their shirt off?? I understand that it's hot, but is it really necessary to take your shirt off. And the worst part....you carrying the shirt on your shoulder!!!

How come people STILL can't drive?!?!?

How come some people like to set off fireworks all after the fact? It's all the way to August 4th and you still popping firecrackers and shooting off bottle rockets.

If you're 30 and older and have/wear anything with a camouflage print, please take this time to go jump off the nearest bridge. Thank you and have a good day.

Is it just me, or is it kinda morbid to post a picture standing in front of a casket throwing up a peace sign?

How come people wear Apple Bottom jeans.....and don't have apple bottoms??

How come you get a burger from a fast food place, all the stuff is in the middle of the burger? Bite on the edge and it's just meat and bread. Get to the middle, that's where all the pickles, mayo, ketchup, and lettuce are.

How come a female can take a perfectly clear picture os her azz or tits, but when it comes to a face pic, it's so blurry, you think she might be bigfoot?

More than likely, if your screen name has "wifey material" or "wifey type", you're probably not.

It's so many women now that say they they're bringing sexy back.......no, you're really not.

Mohawks?!?!? On chicks?!?!? For real?

How do you tell a good friend that they don't look right and it's time to shave off their mustache and beard? Ok, how do you tell em if it's a female??

How come it takes 1.73 cents to make one penny and 8.34 cents to make one nickel? Read that again one more time.

I think we can all agree that there's just a maximum level of sexiness that can be had in a picture with you holding the phone at all kind of crazy angles. At least I think we can...

How come when the price of oil goes up, the price of gas goes up? And when the price of oil goes down, the price of gas goes up?

How come your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend NEVER EVER gets that fine until AFTER the relationship is over?? How you gonna look like Whoopie one day and then look like Halle 3 months after we break up??

Now this is the stuff I'm talking about. Just sad... You won't believe your eyes

How come the host of The Biggest Loser.....needs to be on The Biggest Loser?

How come n!ggas really know how to take something way too far? Every year, at the stroke of the new year, it sounds like a war outside. I swear, that just makes somebody want to stay inside the whole night.

Honestly, can you really have a slide show with one picture??

How come everybody wants to make a name or describe themselves after the latest trendy song? First everybody was "Bootyliscious". Then everybody got the urge to be "Bossy". Now errybody and they momma is "Bringing Sexy Back". Lawd knows what it will be next.

How come you got skinny girls now a days talking about they thick?? Measurements 33-24-30 talking about thick in all the right places. Gimme a break. lol

What is the deal with people having pictures of money on their pages?? Am I supposed to say "Ooooh, that $10 bill looks so sexy. I wanna holla at her"?

And on that same note, what's the deal with pictures of shoes on folks pages? Especially crazy azz looking Air Jordans. I remember wearing them when they FIRST came out.

What's the difference between Baby Phat and Baby Fat?? About 30 pounds.

How come I ran out of space on this page? Continued at How__Come_Too

How come lesbians have so many kids?

I bullsh!t you not. Just two seconds ago, the word I had to type in to send a note..."%#&@$!es" ;.

Honestly, this HAS to be someone`s joke. Well I`m hoping so. How come go to screen name miss_goodgirl30

How come you can have a DVD of a movie that you haven`t wanted/tried to watch in 6+ months, but as soon as it comes on regular TV, you just got to see it and will cuss out anybody who tries to changes the channel?

How come MTV is getting real desperate for people to be on CRIBS? They starting to get some real B,C, and D list celebs now. You know it`s time to close up shop on the show when you got the camera going through a 600 sq ft apartment.

Now I know most of yall have seen the Maury "He is not the father" Povich show. How come that women know good and dang well the first 6 dudes she bring on the show aint her baby daddy?


How come you hear comercials that advertise sales that are over with? Why am I hearing/seeing commercials about sales that ended on December 31 all the way up until January 3rd?

Interesting quote: "I engaged in vertical celibacy and stopped f*cking up."

How come you got these dudes on BP masquerading as women? And I don`t mean the "tell you up front I`m a cross dresser/T.V." kinda dudes. I mean the ones that conviently forget to mention they have two balls and a d!ck. The ones that got a 5 o`clock shadow on their pics.

How come all of the above dudes are listed as females?!?!?!?

How come under "Race:" on the side of the page, all these people listing Black, White, Native American, Asian, etc... when it`s real clear what they are? Don`t be shamed. If you black, you black. No that great-great-great aunt who was half Indian doesn`t count. Just like a bank would see you if you walked in asking for a loan, you`re still knee-grow.


Actual quote from a young woman`s page from a guy who sent her a note: "If I were a watermelon, would you swallow or spit my seed?" Ladies, let me take the time right now to apologize for all the sh!t like that you have to read.

What is this new sh!t where people on BP change their account to a different state than the one their actually in? Some things I guess I`ll never understand.

This has to be the single.greatest.smartest idea ever to run across my computer screen. Basically the guy was raising money for school and made a website to sell advertising. So far he`s made over $800,000. How come I didn`t think of this???
http://www.milliondollarhomepa ge.com/

Ok, this isn`t a "How Come", but it`s been on my mind. Over the Thanksgiving holiday I ate somewhere that had those new interlocking plates. You know, one over the other. I must say those are THE SH!T. The best thing since sliced bread. especially for holidays. No more plastic or foil over the plate. Just fill that bad boy up and put the second plate over it and go. What will they think of next???

User submitted:
"-How come...some guys that you have told that you were NOT interested in, still continue?"

"-How come...some folks that should ALWAYS wear clothes, even in the shower...shed their clothes on the net?"

"-How come...some men have camel toes?"

"-How come...some women appear to have nuts?"

"-How come...some folks send hatemail & don`t have any pics of themselves posted on their pages (to keep themselves anonymous)?"

Ok, back to the regularly scheduled program.

-How come when there`s a page with no picture, and it says something like "Ask fora pic, you won`t be disappointed.", 99.9% of the time, you will be disappointed?

-How come every concert that comes to your town is "the best concert ever"? And could it really be all that good ifin the next two weeks after it`s over, there isyet another "best concert ever"?

-Ok all I can say about this page isWTF?!?!?!? Go to: Love-U-69


-Just a quick english lesson. Go to the following link:
http://dictionary.reference.co m/search?q=conversate&db=*

-How come people put links on their page to the site you`re already on?I`f I`m already on BP looking at your page, do I really need a link to BP??

-How come peoplehave nameslike "Finest_N_GA"? Did they have a contest or something? What if someone is FinestNGA and someone else is Finest_N_GA? Do they have to fight for the title? If it`s women, can I watch?

I can`t believe I left this one off....
How come people can`t read? It is fundamentalyou know.

Ever take a mouth xray at the dentist? How come they give you this sh!tty lil vest and then they run behind a lead wall to take the xray? I mean if it`s that dangerous, shouldn`t I be behind the wall too?

What`s the deal with the security words they make you type in sometimes so you can send someone a note? One word that I had to type today was "sweat". So should I assume the person Iwas sending a note to is musty???

Ever caught a chill so bad that it made you look like you were doing the Harlem Shake??

Now I told myself that I wouldn`t do this. I really didn`t want to draw attention to any specific page. But.she.is.dead.wrong. Just go to this page: feaky_kia or just click it in the friends list. I`ll even wait............

Done? Good. It`s so many things about this page I`ll just let it speak for itself.

*Sigh* I hope this doesn`t become a list. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in small groups" Illustrated by the following:

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How come your %#&@$! is still on BP, if you have so many issues with it?
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how come you made this dumbass page %#&@$! %#&@$! nigga i will kill your %#&@$! %#&@$! yeahpeace up a town down
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Now back to your regularly scheduledprogram.

-How come pages are still new after say, oh, about 3 years?

-How come some people take this page very personally? It for laughs. Maybe if you`re not laughing, more than a few of thesethings apply to you?

-How come some people have even poked fun at themselves because they`ve seen some things here thatthey do?

-How come you got to have a pretty big stickup you a$$ not to find the humor in this?

How come?

-How come people on BP always start out saying that they aren`t on here looking for anyone, yet they go on to list the qualities that they want in a man/woman??????

-Since when was it cute to have your child wear $3000 worth of jewelry?

-How come people can`t drive in Atlanta?

-How come people give upon dating people from the internet so quick? As if they never met any bad candidates at work/church/da club/etc. They surely don`t give up on those places.

-How come people on here have "That`s my business" as sexual preference. But then have a friends list filled with Bi-thisand Bi-that, or gay-this and gay-that? Are they really trying that hard to hide it?

-How come people go through the drivethru at a fast food place, only to park the car and eat in the parking lot? Are they naked from the waist down?

-How come when you get curly fries at a fast food place somewhere, there always seems to end up a regular fry in the bunch?

-How come no matter how empty a place can be, no matter how many seats are empty across the room, people always just have to sit right next to you?

-How come people wave goodbye to BP and say how they need to stop wasting time on the net, yadi yadi yadi, only tobeback on BP a month later with a new screen name and the same page??? (i.e. "you may have seen me before. i was formally `fill in the blank`")

-STOP THE INSANITY!!!!
How come I just saw a Mini-van full of mexicans with spinning HUBCAPS????? Not rims, but HUBCAPS?!?!?

-How come BP sends you emails telling you that you have new Notes, but half the time there aren`t any new notes there?

-How come BP is so slow??

-How come you can only search for people by sex, age and location?

-How come BP won`t let you complete stuff until you fill out Dating and/or job profiles? Whatif I`m married and got a nice job but I still wanna look to see who`s been looking at my page?

-How come the webcam and camera phone are wonderful inventions, but nobody wants to see the same damnheadshot 50 times? I mean really, how many different poses can you have if you`re the one taking the pic?

-How come it`s SPAM in BP notes now? Is there no shame??

-How come people use scrolling text and/or pics? As if some of these pages weren`t already hard enough to read. I got to waitfor the paragraph I was reading tocome back on the page.

-Or even worse, blinking text?

-How come people post old azz pics, 15 years ago/50 pounds ago? They even got digital disposable cameras now-a-days. There is NO excuse!!!!

-How come people steal pics?

-How come people post pics of movie stars/music stars/porn stars and try to pass em off as themselves? Come on, I watch porn, I know where you getting them pics.

-How come people make pages oh here so you can`t read the words? Come on, just how easy can I read red words on a red background?

-How come people forgot about punctuation?

-How come people post a group picture and don`t identify which one they are?

-How come people don`t read and ask people stuff in a note that`s clearly stated on their page?

-How come people say they won`t talk to anybody without a picture on their page, but don`t have one up themselves?

-How come people can post 35 quizzes(You are so-and-so Care Bear), 12 pictures of Allen Iverson, 3 of Tupac, 1 each of 50 Cent,Biggie, Left Eye and Alyiah but no pics of themselves?

-How come people been on BP for 3 years with nothing at all to say? And I do mean blank pages.

-Home come half of BP members are poets?

-How come peoplepost 10 year old pictures?

-HoW cOmE pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS?

-How come some pages are ALWAYS under construction?

-How come the lil light to let you know somebody`s on, is on even when that person ain`t there?

-How come people can`t seem to tell the difference between thick and fat?

-How come screen names like "swallah_nutt" have bible scriptures in their message?

-How come people can`t spell any more?

-How come people lie about the way they look, their weight, kids, marriage, car they drive, where they live, that lil sore on their lip, etc.?

-Howcome guys send dikk pics to women that don`t ask for em? Is that all there is to ya?

-How come (the wrong) women, pose halfway nekit on their page?

-How come them same women have their kids pics atthe bottom of the page?

-How come if you`re going to post a list of things you want in a man/woman, that you damn sure got some things about you that somebody else would want.

-How come BP got the same user comments up there from 4 years ago when you sign in?

-How come it`s hard to chat in a chatroom with 50 other guys that keep typing "Hey Ma, what`s up?"

(Off topic)How come black folks wear house house shoes to the store/mall/out the dang class?

This is just the beginning. Feel free to add any to be posted here. If any of the above apply to you, change that sh!t.