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How do you delete your BP page?
Thank God we can Thank God
Anybody that owes you money, knock on their door today...they re home
Women are quick to tuck the stomach into their tights but can t tuck their pride
Females be having car sex and still be having to walk home
UPS will leave a $900 laptop on the front porch but I have to sign for a $10 pizza
Keaton only finessed a prayer out of me.
This SNOW ain t no JOKE almost slid into my ex s INBOX
Vegans really look you in ya eyes and compare cauliflower to chicken
Ever been in the passenger and put your phone down when you see police
Since 2000