I decided to keep this thing simple. A lot of the statements that I
said before I really do not care or feel that strongly about. Plus
I am trying to redo my page a little bit.
YAHOO and AIM ID: secrett83
YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM BMORE/DC IF:
-YOU "KIRK" OUT
-YOU GET "BLOWN" OR THINGS JUST BE "BLOWIN" YOU
-YOU HAVE BEEN "ON" AT LEAST ONCE
-YOU ARE FROM "BMORE" AND CANT STAND THOSE DC "BAMAS"
-YOU ARE FROM DC AND CANT STAND THE BMORE BAMAS
-"THUG PASSION" IS MORE THAN JUST A DRINK
-"ROD LEE" IS INFAMOUS
-YOU CAN GET A "CHICKEN BOX", A "HALF AND HALF", AND SOME FRIES FOR
$4
-YOU OWN A PAIR OF DEISEL`S
-"HOBO" IS NOT A HOMELESS PERSON
-YOUR "CONNECT" WORKS AT THE GAS STATION
-IF YOU ARE TOO SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE NOW CONSIDERED AS "HOT"
-YOU KNOW A REAL JAMAICAN
-THEREAL JAMAICAN BROUGHT REAL WEED
-YOU SMOKE "DUCTCHES"
-YOU CALL A BLUNT AN "L"
-YOU STILL HAVE YOUR BLEACHED OUT JEANS WITH HOLES IN THEM
-YOU HAVE HAD YOUR NAME OR YOUR "CREWS" NAME AIRBRUSHED ON A WHITE
TEE AT THE FLEA MARKET
ANYMORE???
THINGS I CAN NOT STAND MOST
**HERE`S A NEW ONE**
**this is a disturbing one***
I am seeing more and more ppl talk about what "HOOD" they represent
and what not. Where did all these "CRABS and CRYPS" come from? Why
represent a color and not yourself? Why represent your city a.k.a
"HOOD" and not your religion or education? What is so great about
hating someone else just b/c they are wearing a color that you
learned to hate? What difference does it make where you are from,
that does not make you no "harder" than the rest ofthese so called
"thugs". Im sorry, but going to jail for half of my life and having
a closed mind is not my cup of tea. Some of you ppl make "HATING" a
career. *SMH*....and we wonder why black ppl are stero-typed, then
we get mad and try to justify ourselves.
1. TEEF / TOOF...
Yes, TEEF. Not Teeth.
Let me explain:
Most of us have teeth, but you have dem ones that have TEEF. TEEF
is when every last one or your so called "teeth" are crooked,
lapping over each other, or you have rows of them muthafukkas.
A TOOF is when you have that one jacked up "tooth" that either
leans from your gums to the back of your mouth, or it has had a
cavity in it so long to where that toof is yellow and brown with a
hole in it, which then causes "STANK MOUF".
STANK MOUF is when your TOOF gets so bad that it causes bad breath
and can eventuallylead you to having TEEF if it does not get
immediate medical attention. If you do not get medical attention,
(*shaking my head*), you will be classified as having a "MOUF".
A MOUF is when you have TEEF,a TOOF*, and "BUTTERGUMS"...whichis
pretty self-explanitory. LOL
*you can have TEEF w/o having a TOOF.
What are your thoughts? LOL
1. PEOPLE of BP, what is going on wit some of y`all?!?!?
Why are there rules and regulations now in order to look at
somebody`s page??
Rule#1 - "Don`t even think about contacting me unless you:
a)sign my guest book
b)vote for my page
c)have a pic
d)all of the above
Some of you need to really lighten up.
2. "I`m just doin me right now..."
If I hear this lazy excuse for why you dont have ajob one more
time!!!!
What the hell does "doin me" mean anymore? Should`nt you be "doin
me" regardless? I do not know, that is why it is on this list.
3. I have no problem with BP fam sending me notes, but come on, if
you are going to say something that is less than a sentence long,
you can IM me for that, scroll up and you will see my user
name.
4. New Yorker Posers - Is it me or is everybody from New York City?
But have lived in Baltimore for 80% of their life. LOL
What about when you see a NY Poser and they do not have the accent
until they talk about where they are from. LOL
Oh, and where are they from you say?
"Da BRONX baby, fo sho, fa life son!"
Do not get me wrong, I am not making fun of ACTUAL NYers, but the
people here in MD who try to be like y`all.
5. Once again, the LONG POEMS/SHORT STORIES made it. Some of y`all
have talent, but do not get offended when I do not read all
that.
6. OMG! Nothing against anyone, but I do not sign guestbooks! It
takes too much time. Have you seen mine? It is not designed or
anything b/c I do noteven lookat it.
7. If any of you have been in the Forums that BP offers you will
know what I am talking about:
The people that say all this yickyack about "being black" and the
things "we" should do as a people, and why the "system" is so
corrupt because we still have "slave" mentality.
MY ANSWER: Honestly, if youfeel that strongly about asubject why
not be a little more proactive than arguing about it on Black
Planet?
More to come when more things do not make sense to me...
