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HELLO BP,
MY NAME IS LEON. I`M 30 AND I`M ORGINNALY FROM THE U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS. I LIVE IN ST THOMAS NOW AND NOT MARYLAND. I LOVE 2 PLAY FOOTBALL,SWIM, SKETCH, GO 2 THE MOVIES, SEE BLACK PLAYS, BOWLING AND ANYTHING ELSE EXCITING.WHAT I LOOK 4 IN A WOMAN...(1)INTELLIGENCE (2)ATTRACTIVE (3)GOALS IN LIFE (4)INDEPENDENT (5)FREAKY I ALSO LIKE KIDS LADIES . I WOULD DATE AND GET INVOLVED WITH A WOMAN WHO HAS 1-3 KIDS..AND DATS IT!! WELL I LIKE 2 THANK THE LAST BP HATER FOR CLOSING DOWN MY LAST PAGE.. HER SCREEN NAME IS CINNABOMB_626.. STUPID ASS HEFFA..ITS FUNNY HOW %#&@$!ES SAY THEY LIKE DIK BUT WHEN IT COMES ME SHOWING WHAT I GOT..THEY WANT 2 GET A BROTHA`S PAGE SHUT DOWN. WHAT I DO LIKE TO DO IN MY SPARE TIME IS SWIM, PLAY FOOTBALL,READ,SKETCH,BOWL,PLAY POOL,SLEEP, EAT. I HAVE A ELECTIC TASTE WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC FROM RAP TO CLASSICAL..THOUGH NOT TO SURE ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC. 10-22-05 LADIES I KNOW THAT WHEN U LOOK AT MY PICTURE YOUR THINKING I`M 6FT AND CHANGE BUT I`M SHORT. IF U DON`T LIKE AND CAN`T ACCEPT THAT ...THEN %#&@$! OFF!!!! TIRED OF Y`ALL WOMEN DISCRIMINATING AGAINST US SHORT MEN. LIKE WE AINT HUMAN. LIKE WE ARE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX WITH!!!! SINCE HIGH SCHOOL WOMEN WISHED I WAS TALLER. DO U THINK I LOVE BEING 5`7???? DO U THINK I LOVE BEING THE ONLY SHORT MALE IN MY FAMILY WHILE EVERY ONE IS GIANTS???I USE TO THINK IT WAS HERDITARY BUT MY DOCTOR TOLD ME MY LACK OF HEIGHT IS DUE TO MY MEDICATION THAT I TOOK WHEN I WAS YOUNG. IF U SEE ME ON THE STREETS AND SAY DAYUM YOUR SHORT...THEN GUESS WHAT???? U CAN SUCK YOUR MUDDA!!!! I CAN`T STAND Y`ALL SHALLOW AZZ TO THOSE THAT THINK I'M DESPERATE HORNY DUDE..Y'ALL CAN CATCH A STD FROM YOUR B/F, FIANCE, FUCK BUDDY, OR HUBBY AND LEAVE MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH !!!! %#&@$!ES. THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the ("Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2006, by _______________________, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have %#&@$! to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" crap - only quickies, mind-blowing sex, or %#&@$!ing is allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Do you love me? Where are we heading with this?) The answer is no and nowhere, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is alway s good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your %#&@$! leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex-it's over, so get your %#&@$! up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling. 20. The most important one - no condom s, no sex. Carry your %#&@$! home. 21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your %#&@$!. 23. If you see me out in public don't approach me if I am with anyone of the opposite sex or my friends. 24. No, I am not going to baby sit. 25. You only get one chance, if you cancel or refuse when called upon, you will drop into suspension. The second offense you are removed from the List. 26. No biting, scratching, hickies, or marks. 27. If you want something specific sexually, speak up my crystal ball is broken. 28. No, don't bring a video camera this isn't a movie for distribution. 29. If I wanted to hear about your day, your problems, your last bad date or wanted your opinion, I would actually speak to you more often, don't tell me %#&@$! unless I ask. Don't hold your breath waiting for that either. 30. Don't assume %#&@$!, you are just going to piss me off. *EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The above rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL list and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly %#&@$! understands the rules. > 
Issuing Party'sName__________________________ ________ Date:___________ Participating Party's Name__________________________ ________ Date:___________ I SEEM TO BE GETTING ALOT OF FLACK FOR THIS AGGREEMENT WHICH I DIDNT EVEN PUT ON HERE MYSELF...IF Y'ALL HEFFAS DONT LIKE IT...JUST GO TO SOMEONE ELSES PAGE OR GO READ THE BIBLE. THANK YOU.    |
