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UPDATE: UPDATE as of 1/19/09 ;) This place had gotten dusty!

THIS PAGE WAS MADE JUST FOR HUMOROUS REASONS.

Relax, don`t be so serious.



Check out my other pages:

Loki_D_Wolf (original)

Lokis_Ego_Altrd



GOOD THING TO KNOW: http://www.theillustrator.com/ CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm



OF COURSE I HAVE PICS....on my other page.



To catch your mate cheating, all you need is common sense.





(Thanks SweetIrishDyme for the inspiration)



NET EDUCATION 101 (MSN Article: "He said, she heard: 4 ways to communicate better", by Jonathan Lerner



*Communicating online is like a foreign film fraught with surrealistic symbols; certain words and phrases have multiple meanings, dictionary definitions and subtext connotations. Factor in the generational, geographical and gender filters, and it`s a wonder men and women ever communicate at all.*



1. Communicate clearly



No matter what a woman thinks she is saying, clich s like "enjoys the finer things in life" and "cultured and sophisticated" translate in guy-speak to "gold-digger" and "searching for a sugar-daddy." Conversely, when a guy writes "like sports" or "football fanatic," inevitably she reads, "emotionally challenged" or "couch potato." Describing too many details about your job screams, "I`ll never have time for you," and pictures of your Jag tells her that you are way, way too into your car.





2. Be honest



"Age is just number" and "young at heart" means "I`m much older than I want to admit." Men also read "goddess" and "diva" as "high-maintenance."





3. Save it for counseling



Be honest, but never ever write, "Please, be honest" or "Looking for trust." Each is emotional shorthand for, "My last relationship was so horrendous that to win me you`re going to jump through more hoops than a circus tiger."





4. Write for your reader



Women respond to safety and security, men to characteristics more carnal. She writes "open-minded," "adventurous," "enjoys cuddling" and "likes to try new things," but he only reads "likes sex." It`s also why "discreet" and "freaky" repel her but attract him.





- You don`t have to be a great writer to bridge the gender communication gap. Read lots of personals from both sexes. Watch your words and remember: While guy-speak and girl-speak is imperfect, heart-speak knows exactly what it wants. Listen to it.



See, it`s not just the ladies dealing with b.s.





I am having so much fun with this! lol





This is my new page. I felt it was time to do this. I hope women don`t take this too personal and understand that men can get fed up too.



Now this is just in passing. I`M NOT A WOMAN HATER

This is mainly directed to the pages of women I have run into on this site. The BP pages I`ve seen just suggest that a lot of women on here are f*cked up and bitter. The past is the past. Move on will ya?!





No, where`s YOUR PIC?



I don`t have a pic on this page. Read and you`ll find it.






We are different. Stop complaining about it. It`s not our fault you have periods, are emotional and can`t park a car. lol :P







Now the rest can be summed up in the following. Learn them, memorize them and use them! It`s titled:



MEN`S RULES (stop rolling your eyes damnit!)



- Quit b*itchin` about the toilet seat. You`re a big girl now. If it`s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don`t hear us b*tchin` about you leaving it down, do you?



- Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it



- Saturday = Sports



- Crying is blackmail



- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don`t work! Strong hints don`t work! Obvious hints don`t work! Just say it!



- We don`t remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently



- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question



- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That`s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for



- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days



- If you think you`re fat you probably are. Don`t ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore



- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one



- Let us look. It doesn`t hurt anyone to look. And for us, it`s genetic



- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials



- Christopher Columbus didn`t need directions and neither do we



- ALL men see in 16 colors only. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what the Hell Mauve is



- We are not mind readers and never will be. If we ask what is wrong and you say, "nothing", we will believe you



-When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine



- You have enough clothes



- You have too many shoes



- It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn`t matter which quiz



- BEER is as exciting for us as HANDBAGS are for you



Neither gender is better than the other! Stop listening to these weak R&B songs of women complaining about a cheating man and the men songs of how sorry they are. Damn, listen to jazz or something else once in a while!



I`m sure women will be after me but I don`t care. This was a voice needed. And if you can`t handle reality then see the above statements, you`re just proving me right. Sorry :(


Those women I knowon here and outside of BP that have seen this and laughed with me - much love to you. You understand what`s going on in the world and don`t run from reality. Backbone is rare and you all have it! :X



(Damn, that was a lot of reading!)

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