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The preacher & the mule





A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a

dead

mule in the church yard. He called the police.

Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the

preacher to the health department. They said since there was no health

threat that he should call the sanitation department.

The sanitation manager said he could not pick up the mule without

authorization from

the mayor.

Now the preacher knew the mayor and was not to eager to call him.

The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the

preacher called him anyway. The mayor did not disappoint.

He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and finally said,

"Why did you call me anyway? Isn`t it your job to bury the dead?"

The preacher paused for a brief prayer and asked the Lord to direct his

response. He was led to say, "Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead,

but

I always like to notify the next of kin first!"



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