Lovlyme11225 to blessed to be stressed - March 21, 2009 add/view comments (0)

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Yes, I have procrastinated on writing this personal message, but must everyone who visits remind me? It's still love. to answer some of the common questions I've seen in my notes....

I'm pretty much laid back nothing really gets me tight per say. I love life and just want to enjoy it. I will try just about anything once except bunjee jumping, skydiving, ski-biking, hooverscooting....you get the point.

I am a jokester and prankster. But I know when it is important to turn it off.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm.........

1. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
2. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
3. When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
4. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
5. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
8. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
9. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
10. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
11. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
12. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
13. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
14. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
15. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, do they do anything?
16. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
17. Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
18. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
19. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

You Are 23% Selfish

In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well. But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.