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YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS GOING TO ENTER AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR EVER...I'M JUST SAYING!!!!...

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WELCOME ALL!!!

Wanna Know Me???

My world is an open book You just have to ask the right question to get to the right page.

ME,,,,,, A -to- Z
Affectionate.Benevolent.Creati ve.Dependable.Expressive. Full of life.Genuine.Honest.Independen t.Joyful.Kindhearted. Loyal.Moral.Nocturnal.Outgoing .Passionate.Quick-witted. Responsible.Spontaneous.Though tful.Upbeat.Vibrant. Wise.X-rated.Youthful.Zany !!!

 



YES IT'S TRUE....I AM NOW SPLITTING HOME BETWEEN THE TWO...LOVING ATLANTA AND NEW YORK CITY!!!

A SMART BLACK MAN

A Black Man walks into a prestigious private bank in midtown Atlanta and asks for the loan officer who politely tries to direct him to a more commercial establishment.
The Black Man says he`s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The loan officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Black Man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. He has all the papers including the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank`s underground garage and parks it there.
The news quickly spreads throughout the bank and over lunch, the bank`s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the dumb A@$ N@@#@S expense for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
Two weeks later, the Black Man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $20.41.
The loan officer says,Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The Black Man smiled and then replied...Where else in Atlanta,Ga. can I park my car for two weeks for only $20.41 and expect it to be there when I return?

A Very Smart Black Man.

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ClassyBlk
ClassyBlk

Female, Age Private, Laguna Beach, CA

Posted January 10


Hello and welcome to Flight #2012.

We are prepared to take off into the NEW YEAR. Please make sure your Attitude and Blessings are secured and locked in, in the upright position.

All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time. All negativity, hurt, and discouragement should be put away.

Should we lose altitude under pressure, during the flight, reach up and pull down a Prayer! Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith. Once your Faith is activated you can assist other passengers.

There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight. The Captain has cleared us for takeoff -- Destination - GREATNESS!


JANJAN618
JANJAN618

Female, Age Private, Houston, TX

Posted December 27, 2011


Hello Sweetie.
Thank for the visit, i trust all is well , Here's wishing you a
Prosperous, Happy and Healthy "NEW YEAR for 2012!!!
Forever your Friend
Jan


sizzlinghots1
sizzling...

Female, Age Private, New York, NY

Posted October 16, 2011


It's been a long while. Thought I'd give you a shout out and see if you are still out there!


mslady666
mslady666

Female, 51, Nashville, TN

Posted October 02, 2011


HI PAPI , JUST TO SAY MY FRD, LOVIN U MI AMOR ......


JANJAN618
JANJAN618

Female, Age Private, Houston, TX

Posted July 31, 2011


Hello Sweeite,
Just wanted to stop by and wish you a "Happy Birthday".
Have a wonderful and Blessed day.
Forever your Friend,
Jan


msday8
msday8

Female, 55, Largo, FL

Posted July 11, 2011


Hello tried to contact you plz leave me a mess thanks


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Female, 52, Shreveport, LA

Posted May 04, 2011


Hello friend in da neighborhood thought i would stop by and say hello hope all is well.

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Female, 46, Cincinnati, OH

Posted January 22, 2011


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Posted November 26, 2010


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